Fang: HEY HEY HEY! DON’T TOUCH THOSE!
Qually, touching a figurine: Why? What’s wrong with touching a doll?
Fang: THAT IS NOT A DOLL! This is a figurine, thank you very much.
Gopal, from afar: IT’S JUST A STIFF DOLL!
Sai: FIGURINE MY *SS! IT’S JUST A STIFF DOLL— as Gopal said.
Fang: I hate all of you. That is a limited edition figurine I got from a conventio—
Qually: *Drops figurine on the ground* Oops.
Fang: —n. It was $100, all my money just went down the f*cking drain.
Sheilda: So... what’s goin’ on?
Fang: You want the long version or the short version?
Sheila, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Sai: Sh*t’s fucked.
Sheilda: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.
Thorn: *running towards Lunar with open arms*
Lunar: *moves out of the way*
Thorn: Hey, why'd you move??
Lunar: I thought you were going to attack me.
Thorn: I was going to hug you!
Lunar: Why would you hug me?
Thorn: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Teacher: Why are you late?
Solar: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Teacher: Overslept?
Solar: Overslept.
Ice, looking over Metal’s shoulder: You can draw?
Metal, stopping what he was doing: You can speak?
Thorn, watching power lines fall down: Solie! Look! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
Fang: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Fang: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Ying: Bonjour.
Boboiboy: Le growl.
Gopal: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
Quake: Solar, where’s your report card?
Solar: My friends stole it from me at school, so now I don’t have it anymore.
Quake: Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie?
Solar: What lie?
Quake: That you have friends.
Yaya: Everyone synchronise your watches!
Gopal: I don't know how to do that??
Qually: I don't wear a watch?
Boboiboy: Time is a construct.
Blaze: What did you get on your shirt?
Lunar: Rust.
Cyclone: From what??
Lunar: Weapons.
Quake: Time for more adult supervision.
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
