I wake up to chaos. Honestly, I wish I could speak full on sentences and just scream at all my brothers. Except Floyd. Floyd is my favorite.
First, we have John Dory, with his square head. I dunno how it got shaped like that. Maybe a play-doh mold? Hm..
Secondly, We have Spruce. Not bad.. Funny.. I'm not sure.
Thirdly, is thirdly even a word? whoo knows. This is my brain! I make my own rules! Any who... Clay, he's.... okay.
Then, we have Grammy Rosiepuff! She is the best Grammy!
Lastly, we have Floyd. MY BEST BUDDY!! He can play the guitar really well and he's just awesome.
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F: YOU BIG POOPY BUTT!!!
C: AAAHHHHHHH!!!
S: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH-
JD: Sheesh.
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Um.. As I was saying, life as brozone is not that easy. Not easy for me. I like puzzles. They are fun.. sometimes. I like plans. They are nice.
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RP: Alright dearies! breakfast!
JD: Alrighttt!!
C: WOO!
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There I am, on the ground. I hope no one has forgotten me..
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F: Whoop! Hi Branch!
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Ooh! Floyd picked me up, yay!
I'm sitting in a high chair. Like a king on his throne. Yet, I don't feel special.. Hm. I can change that!
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B: I WAN FOOOOOOODDD!
RP: Yes, of course Branch.. just uh, gimme a second, sweetie!
B: Otay Grammie!
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I like attention, sometimes.
My food came out and it was apple sauce and sausages. Yummy!
I was gladly eating until I look over and see Clay with a mouthful of food. Then he did the worst thing in the history of my brain.
He stuck out his tongue.
...
What the actually fu-
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S: THE HELL CLAY!
JD: I lost my fricking appetite because of you. *gags*
F: EEEWWWW!!!!!
{Clay with a mouthful of food}
C: EHEHEUHSUEYOUHUEH
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Ughhh! I don't wanna eat my apple sauce because now it looks like the mush of food in Clay's mouth!
I can't help but cry. Hmph!
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B: WAAHHH!!!!
S: Look at that, doofus! You made the baby cry.
F: Branch!!
{Floyd held him and walked away}
