(Short story)
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Branch stood up and flung his stuffed animal against the wooden blocks, this made a loud crash.
Branch looked around seeking for attention. He saw Floyd, but Floyd was on the iPad.
F: ARE YOU CEREALOUS????
B: Cereal?
F: Ooh, not now Branch, I'm watching this tutorial on how to do the perfect eyeshadow!
B: Huh? You don't need a tutorial for that! You just do this!
Branch wipes some eyeshadow on his finger and puts it on his eyelids.
B: Tada!
F: Huh, you are a pro.
B: NOW HELP ME GET IT OFFF
F: .. okay
B: Yay!
F: Can you leave me alone for a while? Thanks Branch!
B: Uh, okay.
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Branch was outside blowing bubbles with Clay.
C: BUBBLE GUNNNNN!!!!
B: YAYY!!
Clay sprays bubbles everywhere.
C: BUBBLE LAND!!!!!!!!
B: YEAHHHHH!!!
Clay aimed the bubble gun at Branch.
C: BUBBLE ATTACKKKKK!!
Branch tried to dodge, but bubbles foamed around him.
B: AHHHH, ARE YOU CEREAALLLL!!!!
C: What-
B: I wanna go eat riz crackers.
C: What-
Branch grabs the bubble gun and shoots Clay with bubbles.
B: That's how you leave, awesomely.
C: What-
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JD: Whaddup Bitty B?
B: Can I have riz crackers?
John Dory chuckles.
JD: You mean Ritz, Crackers?
B: Yeah! Riz crackers!
JD: Ritz, R I T Z,
B: Riz?
JD: You know what, never mind.
B: Yay!
Branch was happily munching on his crackers.
B: Do you think you could play with me after I eat?
JD: Nah, probably not, sorry.
B: Why..?
JD: I gotta go to the gym.
B: To burn off all your square fat?
JD: What?
B: Nothing, I think you look great! Can you please stay and play with me?
JD: Nope, sorry.
B: Awwe.. are you cereal?
JD: You want cereal now?
B: What? No!
JD: Okay...
John Dory leaves to go to the gym.
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Branch walks upstairs.
B: Spruceeee?
S: Uh-huh, yea Branch?
B: Whatcha doing?
Branch finally reaches the door.
S: Uh nothing-?
B: Can you play with me?
Branch enters the room.
He freezes.
B: HOLY TROLLZILLA-
Branch turns around.
B: Why didn't you tell me that you have a girl over, and you went face to face with her?
S: Just get out of the room, door's right there-
B: AAAAHHHH NO ONE WILL PLAY WITH MEEEE!!! ARE WE ALL CEREAL RIGHT NOW?? YES???
S: Branch! Just get out!
B: OKAYYYYYY!
Branch runs out of the room.
B: My oh so innocent eyes. They have shattered.
Branch knelt down.
B: WHY IS LIFE SO CEREALLL????
F: Alright... I'm done! Branch!!! I can make you your cereal now!
B: I DON'T WANT CEREAL!!!
F: Oh,
B: CAN YOU PLAY WITH ME??
F: Okay!
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Branch and Floyd were putting together a puzzle.
B: So, Clay attacked me with bubbles, John had to go to the gym to burn off square fat, and-
F: Oh wow-
B: and, Spruce was face smooshed into another troll's face. In which, he had a girl over.
F: OOOOO WHHHAAAATTTTT?????
B: Yeah!
F: LETS GO UP THERE!!! I WANNA SEEE!!!
B: He kicked me out though-
F: SO? WE ALL SHARE THE ROOM!
B: Fair enough?
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The two ran upstairs and barged in the room.
F: You two, seem like .. you are having.. fun..?
The girl troll was asleep and cuddling Spruce.
S: BRO- Y'all please leave me alone-
F: But this is also my room!
S: Can't you see I'm busy?!
F: Making out? Yeah,
S: Oh my gosh, no. She's just sleeping- Just go!
B: Do I have persimmon to tell Grammy?
S: Oh hell no-
B: Are you cereal right now?
Clay comes running in.
C: BRANCH WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE CEREAL???
B: Cereal?
C: YEAH! You keep saying it-
Clay freezes.
C: WHAT THE TROLLZILLA????!!!!
S: Chill- It's just a girl-
C: SLEEPING? IN MY ROOM?
F: Ours-
C: MY RUG? FOR BOOK CLUBS?! SHE HAS COOTIES!!!
S: Bro- isn't there a girl member in the book club?
C: That's Viva, she don't got no cooties.
S: Then why this one have em?
C: AAAAAHHHH
Clay runs out of the room.
F: Love is in the airRrRrrR~
S: Get out-
F: Fine.
B: Are you cereal?
S: and you- stop with the cereal.
B: Okay, I tell Grammy!
S: NO-
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