Haikyuu head cannons/oneshots

ushitenasanoya (headcannons)

Ok so it's been a while but ya know btw I will probably be adding pics and spicy tings to this shit now :p oh and the ship is Asahi x Nishinoya x Ushijima x Tengen
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When sleeping in the same bed/room with Noya he would always be anxious about how Asahi Tendou and Ushijima would react to how he slept comfortably which was in just under wear

The first time Ushijima and Tendou saw Noya and Asahi like fully naked they were skinny dipping in Ushijimas pool

(which didn't have any of the like toxic pool conicals it's cleaned with salt btw that's how they clean pools in Florida so that's where I got that idea from)

Dick sizes (btw we're realistic here so-) :
Ushi: 5'7 inch
Ten: 4'6 inch
Noya: 5'10 inch
Asahi: 4'2 inch

Because Ushi is dense to most if not all flirting and sexual things Ten and Noya love to take advantage of it and flirt with him all the time saying things like:

"You make me weter/wetter (i can't fuckin spell) then water"

"Damn Ushi you makin me hard"

Would whisper moaning sounds and calling him captain/Daddy in a suggestive tone etc

Ushi gets flustered and rarely hard but doesn't really understand why, he's not like child level innocence but he barely knows what sex is/how it works.

Noya and Ten would never force him to do anything especially because he doesn't really understand but every once in a while Ushi will like let them kiss him and do whatever (Except take his pants off)

(but their kings of consent they always ask first and sometimes have to explain what the thing is)

Asahi and Ushi are both virgins but Noya and Ten have had sex together several times (for like a month it was every other day sometimes twice a day) but Asahi got worried because Noya was like always in pain so Ten and Noya slowed down which was for the better

Asahi once got close to having sex with Ushi but it was an accident Asahi wanted to practice kissing and both Ten and Noya said Ushi was the best kisser out of the 3 of them (despite not knowing it)

Asahi got a little carried away and they ended up shirtless Ushi didn't mind but when Asahi noticed he jumped away and started to cry and apologize because he thought he pushed Ushi to take off his shirt

Asahi didn't really want to kiss anyone else after that because he thought he was taking advantage of them, it took years to get over this fear

For context this happened Asahis 3rd year and he wasn't fully comfortable doing things other then cuddling and like forehead/cheek kisses until he was in his 3rd year of college

Noya loves to have hickeys of give them, he says he likes it because he wants people to know he "belongs" to someone though that always bugged Asahi Ushi and Ten because he didn't belong to them so Noya refrased it to had someone

Noya once in college had started to get more careless he began to skate board and do parcore but he never took the time to wear knee pads or a helmet so he was always bruised and cut up

Ten Ushi and Asahi all got extremely worried but because Noya wouldn't stop doing dangerous things they left it alone until Noya showed up at Ushis dorm crying and bleeding

He had been pushed down a steep ramp he had busted his chin open (just a large scrape so no stitches needed) his elbows and all of forearms scrapped up and his knees he also broke his skate board

He wasn't crying because he was hurt he was more ashamed he was so dumb

Needless to say Noya got many cuddles and was told he wasn't stupid and it was just a mistake every time he went to skate after that he did at least be more careful and would sometimes wear knee pads and a helmet when trying new tricks he even got Ten to join him