INTRO

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ADRIANA LIMA as LILAC LISTING

ADRIANA LIMA as LILAC LISTING

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"is butter a carb???..."

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TOKIO HOTEL as themselves

TOKIO HOTEL as themselves

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BILL - "DON'T JUMP."

TOM - "DO YOU WANNA FUCK?"

GEORG - "..."

GUSTAV - "MADAFAWKER."





PROLOGUE

In the daytime...i'm lilac...just a normal girl, with a NORMAL life. and then, one day...i came across them...tokio hotel...the GERMAN band FROM GERMANY with GERMAN guys who speak GERMAN. my worst nightmare. my LIVING NIGHTMARE. the DEVILS REINCARNATED. me and my bff, COURTNEY, decided to go outside for dancing for tokyo and then we saw them...SINGING. and we got KIDNAPPED. THEY KIDNAPPED US.

BUT OBVIOUSLY BC WE ARE NORMA GIRLS, we WERENT scared

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BUT OBVIOUSLY BC WE ARE NORMA GIRLS, we WERENT scared. we fell in love... WE ARENT LIKE OTHER GIRLS. we also fell in love with them despite the fact that they threatened us with death and sexual assault, how dreamy! MY DREAM MEN. HALLELUJAH. ITS RAINING MAN HALLELUJAH ITS RAINING MEN. i love my little macky so much, he is so adorbs and he almost KILLED ME six TIMES. I HAD A GUN PULLED AT MY FOREHEAD. I FELL IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.



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