avengers and co. react

incorrect quotes

"hello, everyone! yes, i'm back sorry for the wait.."

"that's okay, kas. we all just kind of sat in silence for the most part." daisy says. "honestly, it was kind of awkward." wade says, helpfully.

"okay, anyway. next thing i'm going to be showing you is some incorrect quotes."

"what do you mean by 'incorrect quotes'?" one of the older people in the room asks.

"incorrect quotes is exactly how it sounds. quotes that none of you have said, but it seems like something you would say."

murmurs of 'okay's and such echo through the room, while the younger people try to hide their smirks.

"i won't tell you who they're about before i show them to you. anyway, here's the first one."

the theater erupts in giggles. "well, then we must see if the man of spiders is worthy!" thor booms, standing up and walking over to peter. he sets the hammer down in front of him and gestures for peter to try and pick it up. peter gets ready to struggle lifting it, but when he grabs the handle, it's as if it doesn't weigh anything. his eyes go wide as he realizes he's worthy of thor's hammer. "NO WAY!" ned yells. "dude! you're worthy." peter looks at ned, still shocked. "knew it..." tony says cryptically as natasha slides a $20 bill to him.

"anyway, let's move on. thor and peter, please take your seats."

once again, laughter erupts in the theater. matt is just sitting in his seat nodding his head. (matt is able to see while in the theater.) "it wasn't in kentucky, but i have been bleeding out in a waffle house parking lot before." he says it so nonchalantly. "same." peter replies with the same tone.

"y'all need to stop bleeding out in places where people won't find you for a while. anyway..."

the only people who laugh are bucky, tony, peter, and the agents of shield. the rest look on like it's so surprising. "what? that would be devastating." bucky says, surprising everyone who's never met him.

"bucky. don't worry, i get you. that would be my thirteenth reason."

"thank you! at least someone understands." he gestures toward kas at the end of the sentence.

laughter can be heard from multiple people in the theater, but bucky and sam have slightly red cheeks. they were sitting very close together before this and now they have moved away from each other slightly.

"next!"

"clint actually did that to me once." coulson says, laughing. "you don't get to make fun of me. i've thought you were dead for 10 years." clint pouts, kind of like a child when told they can't have ice cream. "clint... i'm sorry." coulson says genuine.

"alright, moving on. sorry."

laughter is heard as simmons nods her head in agreement. "i would just like to have a few words with it." she says with a shrug.

"next!"

"this is honestly just for me because i think it's hilarious." kas says with a small laugh.

the avengers look mildly offended, even though they have no idea who aida is. "no, i 100% agree with that. ultron would've been easy compared to aida." fitz says while looking at the avengers. "sorry." he's not sorry. "okay, now i'm not sure if we should be glad we got ultron instead of whoever aida is or if we should be very offended." tony says with a confused look on his face. no one has an answer for him, but the agents of shield all look at each other with mildly amused looks.

"be grateful tony, aida would've kicked your asses. regardless, the next thing we'll react to is some of my favorite ships."

many people look around at each other, some wondering what a ship is and others wondering who would be shipped with who.