A/N: mack carried season five, that's all. thank you.
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"alright, everyone. next we'll be watching some more funny moments from our favourite S.H.I.E.L.D agents." Kas says as she addresses the room.
"who all is in the video, Kas?" Peggy asks politely.
"so, in this video it is most of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents you see in the room right now. with the notable exception of Fury, Hill, Bobbi, Hunter, Fitz, and the 40s agents." Kas say, a huge smile on her face.
"okay, thank you, Kas." Peggy says.
"no problem." Kas say back to her. "alright, let's get the party started. this video is called 'agents of shield 5x1, but it's a meme.'"
the video starts on an image of Coulson.
COULSON: who are you?
RANDOM GUY: I'm one of the true believers.
COULSON: believers in what?
RANDOM GUY: you.
before Coulson can say anything, mack punches him in the face.
"DAYUM!!!" multiple people in the theatre say.
COULSON: mack?!
MACK: you okay? what the hell's going on?
COULSON: I was about to find out.
MACK: oh, my bad. I see a dirty looking dude hovering over you with a crazy looking gun, I acted on impulse! where'd that rock send us?
"damn, mack is funnier than I thought he was." Bobbi says playfully.
"excuse you, Barbara. I am funny." mack replies looking offended.
the whole theatre laughs at their banter.
COULSON: I don't have many details, but I do know we're in space.
MACK: yeah, that makes sense. it's the one thing we haven't done yet.
the theatre laughs at mack's exasperated tone.
scene change, Simmons is shown dragging a man on the floor.
"what? why is Simmons dragging a man?' Peter asks. no one answers him.
YO-YO: do you really- is that the smartest thing?
SIMMONS: they're already dead, there's nothing to be scared of.
YO-YO: of course not.
YO-YO: frozen?
SIMMONS: no, drained.
YO-YO: oh, 'they're already dead, there's nothing to be scared of.' really?
people laugh at yo-yo mocking Simmons.
MACK: Coulson's 99% sure we're in space.
SIMMONS: oh, not again.
"AGAIN?!" everyone besides the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents yell out across the room. the agents just smirk and look at each other.
Coulson and mack carrying an unconscious man to a chair, they drop him in it before mack walks off screen while repeating one word.
MACK: stupid, stupid.
COULSON: alright, I get it.
MACK: look, I'm just saying, what good is it to have a state-of-the-art robotic hand if you don't have it on you when you're kidnapped by martians?!
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avengers and co. react
Fanfictionbasically just all the avengers and aos characters reacting to things because i couldn't find any books like this :) this is purely for my own enjoyment but it's here for you to enjoy as well updating will not be regular. i might post three chapters...
