You are saying this, as I have already gone through this gag. I am the legendary Agent 3 from the New Squidbeak Splatoon!
Oh wait, no one knows that that is. Well, you will. We fight off octarian forces, but more importantly, remind you of the tourist attractions at our new theme park, Alterntaniun! Just at the creepy storm drain at a Splatsville near you.
But really, why am I writing this?
Why the squck not? The press deserves to know about everything in Alterna, and I will be the first to inform.
Also, if any Captains are wondering, Agent 4 didn't get killed, they just went to hang out with Pearl and Marina, since they and Eight are so close, Four gets to know then!
Lucky...
But no stalling, here we go!
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First time writing on Wattpad, if anyone ever even clicked onto this, be sure to let me know if you like this. Hopefully I don't regret this
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Agent 3 and the Wonders of Alterna
HumorHey, you might be wondering, "oh, how will I know what to find in this post apocalyptic highly technological bunker!" Well, you might be finding this, so buckle in as good ol Agent 3 shows you!
