📻 RadioApple 🍎 - Desire

Bring Hell to Earth

Alastor sat in his radio tower thinking of a way to get from hell... to earth. If they were summoned on earth by a mortal yeah sure but that was random and Alastor never chose to make a way for himself to get summoned. Lucifer did which was... the most dramatic thing ever. Draw a pentagram in virgins blood and sacrifice a lamb in his name. Alastor groaned at the thought of Lucifer's summoning ritual.

He was racking his brain trying to figure out where he'd be able to get something- that's it. He remembers over hearing Stolas talking about Asmodeus being able to travel freely and legally in the mortal world for his business when he came to the ball. He wondered... what could he be using?

Alastor sighed as he stood up and grabbed his coat the small King gifted him. Ah, to be headed to a place he never thought he'd visit.

Ozzie's.

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Alastor stepped out of the limo he borrowed from the hotel, waving the driver off as he headed inside. People gasped seeing him here but he wasn't allowed in without a partner. He gritted his teeth, glaring at the bouncer, his smile stretching as his Shadow popped up next to him, glaring also at imp man who looked at the shadow of Al and wondered if it could be considered a partner.

No rules saying they couldn't so he stepped aside, allowing Alastor to enter. He cringed immediately as his eyes set upon the bright lights of cheesy sex filled stage. His ears flopped down in annoyance as he walked around, tilting his head on the side looking at the cameras in here. He decided to take a seat towards the front, his shadow having a seat across from him. He would wait for the show to begin so he could grab the big man of Lust attention.

But he didn't have to. A waiter approached him and asked him to follow, said Asmodeus wanted to speak with him. Alastor followed as his shadow sank back behind him, his eyes scanning the place. Security wasn't hostile or staring at him which was good, means Asmodeus wasn't about to start something with him. At least, he hoped.

Alastor entered a blue lit room where he saw the Lust Demon going over some paper work. "Ah Alastor, the Radio Demon! Of all the time you've been in hell, this is the first you've stepped into my establishment~ Now, I know you are not one to indulge into Lust~ So, what are you doing here?" Asmodeus tone dropped clearly aware of Alastor and what he's done to overlords.

"Ah, the Demon of Lust~ Asmodeus~! It's a pleasure to meet you, quite a pleasure~! Well I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd pop in for a little chat~!" He said charismatically and smiled at the big blue flaming demon.

"And what could we possibly have to chat about?" He said watching as Alastor sat down, the smile still sitting on Alastor's lips but more natural than when he was bonded to his deal. "Well~ I need just a tiny little favor from you and then you'll never see me again~! Oh ho ho doesn't that sound grand~!" He purred and Asmodeus glared at Alastor, standing up as he walked around the small red deer speaking slowly.

"A favor~ such a big ask, and on our first meeting~ well I'm curious to hear what it is you have to say~!" Asmodeus purred out as he slowly sat back down in his chair, staring at the deer infront of him. "I'm aware you have these... teleportation crystals-"

"Asmodean Crystal." The Lust Demon corrected which earned him a slight glare from Alastor. "Asmodean Crystal, you are able to travel to earth legally~ I would need to... borrow one for an evening and in exchange, you will get one favor from me~" He said and the big man laughed leaning back in his chair, hand resting on his face as he listened to Alastor's request.

"Haha! Oh man who knew you were a radio host AND a comedian~!" Asmodeus laughed still before calming down and looking at Alastor, wondering why he needed such an item from him. "And ... why do you need this? For as long as I can tell your not interested in mortals, and you can't go there to kill-"

"It uh... is personal.  Wouldn't be murdering anyone if that's what you're worried about~ humans aren't as fun as the sinners here~ I don't have to hide my... desires~" Alastor purred out, before stopping and sighing.

"Yeah Al, I'm gonna need more than just 'personal', what the fuck are you gonna do there?" Asmodeus said, Alastor feeling cornered. He needed that Crystal, and damn it if telling this stupid Lush demon what it was, to get it, he'd tell him. He just hoped he wouldn't spread this information.

Alastor looked at Asmodeus and spoke slowly. "I need it too... propose to... Lucifer." His entire face went red finally saying it out loud, not being able to keep eye contact with the large demon who looked surprised.

"Wow wow wow! You! You and Lucifer are-" Alastor cut him off by groaning loudly. "Yes we are together, have been for a long time now!" His face was still as red as his hair, rubbing it a bit and listened to Asmodeus laugh which made him angry.

"Oh my god! Never would I have thought the Radio Demon and The actual King of Hell himself would be fuckin!" The blue flames demon said and laughed, making Alastor angry at the term but it wasn't wrong either.

The sound of bells jingling got his attention as he looked up, watching a jester swing in from the chandelier as they landed on Asmodeus desk, not even seeing Alastor as he spoke. "Oh Ozzie~! Time to put on the big show~! Come on come on, or cum in~! Hahahahaha~!" Asmodeus looked at the Jester and softly picked him up.

"Fizz... this is the Radio Demon." Asmodeus said and the Jester froze, looking at the red head and blinked. "H-Hi~ sorry Ozzie I didn't realize you were in a meeting, it wasn't on the schedule!" He said and Asmodeus smiled and hugged the Jester. "It's okay Froggie, no harm done. I'll meet you by the stage in a few moment." He spoke as Fizzaroli nodded, nervously chuckling as he left the room.

Alastor looked at Fizzaorli, head cocked to the side as the jester quickly left the room. "Small partner you have~" He spoke and Asmodeus chuckled. "As if your partner is any taller." Asmodeus said and reached into a drawer pulling out something.

"You can borrow this, but I want to cash in this favor as soon as you return~" Asmodeus said as he spun the box holding the crystal in his hand as Alastor sat quietly. "I will not part take in any of your... Lust." He said plainly and Asmodeus laughed as he looked at Alastor.

"No no! Though... I do want you to perform at Ozzie's~" He said with a purr which made Alastor glare. "I believe your hearing is getting bad, maybe some hearing aids will do you some good~! I just said-"

"That you won't take part in Lust~ but I want you to Perform at Ozzie's, singing, dancing~! One night only, The Radio Demon bares it all~" Asmodeus laughed as he spoke. "Vocally at least~" He spoke amused as Alastor sighed and stood up.

"I suppose putt on a show tune or two wouldn't hurt~ fine than~" Alastor said held his hand out for the crystal. "Upon my return from the human world, I will give you this crystal and perform for ONE night at Ozzie's~" Alastor said feeling the box holding the Asmodean Crystal hit his palm as he pulled it closer to his chest, placing it inside his coat jacket. He nodded his head to Asmodeus and headed out. "Oh and Alastor?" The Radio Demon stopped, looking back to see Asmodeus with a more curious look.

"Lucifer... is he happy now?" Asmodeus sounded more genuine than he did a moment ago. Alastor turned to look at Asmodeus with a calmer look, and nodded.

"I like to think I make him happy." He spoke softly and Asmodeus nodded, looking at the Radio Demon. "Good luck."

Alastor gave him a genuine smile as he bowed to the Lust Demon, showing a sign of respect before turning on his heels and walking slowly out Ozzies. The weight on his chest felt lighter.