Let's be honest she's so underrated.
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Y/n's pov.
Camp is good, I get to see Esme and shit, but I miss my bed, and also, it's hard to stay calm when I don't have anything to do. At home, I have a room with all of my stuff in, but here I obviously don't have that.
Esme is the best at keeping me calm, but even with her being here, I'm still having a tough time. I don't know what it is.
At the moment, we are all in the chill room. I'm talking to my best friend, Georgia, about my new interest, Western films. But bloody keira, and Lucy have to steal her away to go play cards, something I don't have the patience for.
Cards are just pointless, I can never pick them up off the table anyway.
I look around for my girlfriend but I can't see her. Now I have nothing keeping me calm.
We all know how that'll end up.
'Hey, y/n I dare you to do a backflip off of that table onto this beanbag.' Tooney shouts.
Someday, she will tell me to do something, and it will result in my death. Oh, well.
'Well, I can't not do a dare.' I say, smirking.
Everyone gathers around as I climb onto the table. Honestly, no one wants owt to do with me until I'm doing something dangerous.
Just to my luck, as im about to jump, Esme walks in with Hempo. Now I'm shitting myself.
'Excuse me, why is my girlfriend standing on a table?' She asks.
'No reason.' I say. Just deny everything, and I'll be fine.
'She's doing a dare.' Keira tells her. Fucking keira. She can't go one day without snitching on me. It's honestly annoying.
'Oh come on what a fucking snitch.' I say, Ella nodding along. We really shouldn't be allowed in the same room together.
'What have I told you love, you don't have to do every dare.' She reminds me.
'Erm, yes, you do it's the law.' I reply, getting ready to do the backflip. It's not my fault, I don't make up the rules.
'Get down.' She tells me, resting her hands on her hips. Shut, she's gone scary mode. Got to act cool now.
'Boring.' I say, jumping off of the table, leaving the room to go find something else to do. Not that there is anything.
Esme follows me.
'Y/n, come here, please.' She shouts after me.
I sigh before going over to her. She wraps her arms around my waist and guides my head to listen to her heartbeat. This is the only thing that can calm me, but right now, it's not working. Not one bit.
'What's up?' She asks, knowing something is wrong. I'm not actually sure why I'm feeling like this, but I just can't seem to calm down at all.
'What do you mean?' Got to act oblivious, ain't I?
'I know what you're like, love, and you only get like this when something is up.' She looks at me concerned. Abort, I don't wanna talk about feelings right now.
'I'm just bored. No one is really interested in my interests, so the only fun thing I can do is a dare.' I tell her. Well, it wasn't a lie.
'But it's dangerous y/n/n.' She says.
'I know, but what would be the fun in it if it wasn't.' I start to get annoyed and pull away, I love Esme, but sometimes she is too innocent for my frame of mind, and it can be hard for her to understand me.
It goes both ways, though, and normally, we work through it. I am just too bored right now.
I walk around for a bit until I bump into Leah. That's all I bloody need. She knows too much about me she does.
'Heard you backed down from a dare earlier, that's not like you.' She says softly, resting a hand on my shoulder.
'Oh my days, I can't win. Can I get attacked for doing it and attacked for not doing it.' Honestly, what do these people want from me.
Might just run off and go get a 50p energy. It seems like a good bloody time to me.
'I didn't mean anything by it, I was just worried you never back down from a dare.' She tells me.
'I know that, I didn't back down anyway, so you heard wrong.' I tell her angrily before walking away. I should probably stop walking away from things.
Oh well, I always run from my problems, I suppose it's the same thing at the end of the day.
I end up back at the chill room, and everyone is still in there.
'Right, I'm doing that dare now. Sorry for the technical difficulties, but I'm back now.' I shout, opening the door.
Tooney sets it up again and reminds everyone of the dare. There is a huge circle around the table, and I climb onto it again.
This time, no girlfriend to stop me. That's probably not a good thing, though.
Everyone is cheering for me to do it so I have to and plus, it'll be funny as fuck.
I do the trick and land on the bean bag safely, or so I thought.
I feel a pain shoot through my hand and look down at it to see half my pinky finger going in the wrong direction.
'Well, that's not supposed to be there.' I say, showing everyone my hand.
'Does it not hurt?' Georgia asks.
'Of course it fucking hurts man.' I shout at her.
'Oh shit Esme is gonna kill me.' I say with a shocked expression on my face, worried more about that then my finger.
Now I'm definitely shitting myself. I'm fucked, one hundred percent fucked.
'I'm sure she won't she's too innocent.' Alessia reassures me. She does not know Es well enough.
'Not when it comes to y/n being stupid.' Hempo tells them. I'm up in Manchester a lot, and I do stupid stuff a lot, so she knows.
'You guys gotta help me, I'm fucked.' I look around for any signs of help. None. This lot is bloody useless.
'Y/n stop swearing.' Shit it's Esme.
She walks through the crowd to get to me and sees my hand.
'Heyy love, how are you on this fine day?' I ask her, trying to ease the tension. 'Have you seen the lovely weather?' I point to the window, and of course, it has to be tipping it down.
'Why is your finger like that?' She asks in shock.
'Erm papercut?' Just gotta lie my way out of it like I always do.
Everyone looks at me like I'm stupid. They aren't wrong.
'Anyone care to explain?' She asks around, now Less gets what I mean, and by the look on her face, she is about as scared as me.
'She did the dare and landed on her finger funny.' Fucking keira.
'Really, twice' I look at her with an annoyed expression. Honestly, man.
'Right come on you, we are going to see a doctor.' Esme says, helping me up.
'Oh, and you better find somewhere else to sleep tonight because I'm not happy with you.' She tells me sternly, pushing me through the door.
Oh fuck.
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Ok, bit of a shorter one, and it's not proofread. I'm too tired, so it might be shit but there you go.Mase. :)
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