Woso Oneshots

Random shit, Alessia Russo.

I'm trying sommat new cause it's 4am and I can't sleep. Shocker.

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Y/n: How is this my fault?
Alessia: You're the one who backfliped off of the balcony, not me.
Y/n: It was a dare.

Leah: Hey, what's up with Y/n?
Alessia: I told her we aren't getting a pet snake.
Y/n: I was gonna call him Dave. *sniffles*

Alessia: What did you do?
Y/n: How do you know I did something?
Alessia: I can sense it.
Y/n: Well, you can't cause I ain't done owt.
Alessia: Then why is Kyra ducktaped to the wall?

Y/n: I'm not eating that. It looks radioactive.
Leah: I agree, that surely can't be safe.
Alessia: It's pesto.

Y/n: Why does my head hurt so much?
Lucy: I think you should ask that girl over there.
Y/n: Which one?
Alessia: THE ONE YOU JUST HEADBUTTED.
Y/n: Why? Is she a doctor or something?

Alessia: That's a terrible idea.
Y/n: It's okay. Less, I've done way worse.

Alessia: I'm going to trust you on this, babe.
Y/n: That's probably not the best thing to do.

Y/n: Ha, that's gay.
Alessia: You're gay babe. We are married.
Y/n: I know, I was looking at our wedding photos.

Y/n: I love-
Alessia: Aw thanks babe, I love you too.
Y/n: I was gonna say pulp fiction, but okay.

Leah: Less, Y/n's trying to kill Kyra again.
Alessia: Not again.
Kyra: Please hide me, I don't wanna die young.
Y/n: Fucking give me my phone back!

Y/n: Hey, I'm i the only one seeing that massive cheeseburger in the sky?
Katie: Bro, when's the last time you slept?
Y/n: I don't know, 2 or 7 days.
Alessia: WHAT.

Y/n: Can I not just play guitar in peace?
Alessia: No.
Y/n: Why?
Alessia: Because it's insanely hot.

Alessia: Hey y/n, try some of thi-
Y/n: No.
Alessia: You're haven't even seen it yet.
Y/n: My comfort food is mac and cheese. I only want mac and cheese.

Y/n: Yuck.
Kyra: What?
Y/n: Your face.
Alessia: Y/N!
Y/n: Sorry, my bad, it just came out.

Y/n: That's was a good film. Let's watch it again.
Alessia: We've been watching it for the past three days.
Y/n: Your point?

Y/n: Hey, guys, look at this knife I found.
Alessia: Nope. *Takes it away.*
Y/n: Oi, that was a good find.
Leah: We'd like to keep our lives, thank you.

Y/n: Lessi?
Alessia: Don't Lessi me.
Leah: What you dome now kid?
Y/n: No fucking clue.
Alessia: You stopped loving me.
Y/n and Leah: WHAT!?
Alessia: You turned away from me in bed.
Y/n: I was asleep!

Y/n: That's was fun.
Alessia: You broke your arm.
Y/n: Yeah, now I have a super cool cast.

Y/n: This is boring.
Alessia: I told you not to come.
Y/n: But you know I don't do what I'm told.
Alessia: You're right. I should've thought that through.

Leah: Y/n, you can't just punch someone it the face.
Y/n: I didn't just punch her, I also headbutted her and knocked her out.
Alessia: YOU DID WHAT?

Y/n: What about a rat named dave instead?
Alessia: NO.

Y/n: Shut up.
Alessia: I didn't say anything.
Y/n: You're breathing.
Alessia: Sorry for keeping myself alive.
Y/n: I appreciate the apology love.

Alessia: No.
Y/n: No, what? I didn't do anything.
Alessia: You were thinking about it.

Alessia: So, why can't I have a hug again?
Y/n: I'm overstimulated. If I touch anything, I'll have a mental breakdown.
Leah: It's true. Less, I've seen it happen before.

Y/n: This is not good. This is really not good.
Alessia: What? What's going on?
Y/n: We have no cheesecake.
Alessia: Babe, in 1am. Why do we need cheesecake?
Y/n: It's never too late for cheesecake, I'll order some.

Y/n: My face hurts.
Alessia: You walked into a door.
Y/n: Did I?

Alessia: Hey love, what are you doing?
Y/n: Well, I started tidying, but then I noticed my dvd collection wasn't right, so now I'm organising it.
Alessia: Need any help?
Y/n: No, you'd mess it up.

Ella: Is it a brid?
Beth: Is it a plane?
Leah: No, it's Y/n jumping out of a tree again.
Alessia : Not again.
Y/n: Ow that fucking hurt.

Y/n: Fucking hell, I'm tired.
Alessia: Come on then, let's go to bed.
Y/n: Nah I'll just get a 50p energy.

Y/n: Do you ever just get the urge to punch someone in the face.
Alessia: No.
Leah: Are you okay mate?
Y/n: Yeah of course I am, why?

Alessia: I'm still mad at you.
Y/n: Okay?
Alessia: You're supposed to be upset.
Y/n: You're always mad. If you want me to be upset every time I may aswell be depressed.
Katie: She's got a point.

Kyra: Hey Y/n, why do you love Alessia so much.
Y/n: She let's me be me and doesn't make me feel guilty about it.
Leah: Aww.
Y/n: She's also extremely hot.

Y/n: I think I'm going deaf.
Alessia: It's probably all of that loud music.
Y/n: What?
Alessia:
Y/n: You need to stop falling for it Less.

Alessia: I thought I told you no violence.
Y/n: I wasn't being violent.
Alessia: You just threatened to steal a tank and bomb the place because Katie ate the last of the mac and cheese.
Y/n: I honestly don't see the problem, mac and cheese is life.

Alessia: Hey, Love.
Y/n: Shh.
Alessia: What?
Y/n: I found a really good tv show. If you want anything I won't be available for atleast three days.
Alessia: No cuddles then?
Y/n: Maybe I can make an exception.

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That took me way to long. I might add to it as I go to be fair.

And of course, thanks so very much for 100k reads. Still amazes me that people read all this shit icl.

Mase. :)