A little bit of context here! These four are a troublemaking group from the second generation at a school for legendary Pokémon, that used to be in my old fanfiction (before it got originalised into what is now Dark Destiny)
They're my favourite beans, and whilst they never got a story, they did have extensive incorrect quotes. So here you are! Incorrect quotes with:
Molterate Windwing (Moltres)
Finch Everdew (Regieleki)
Tritus Tenpenny (Eternatus)
Altair Blackthorn (Raikou)
And occasionally others from their school year!
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Molterate , pointing to Finch’s empty room: YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!?
Altair: I WAS ON BREAK.
Finch: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Altair: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Tritus: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Molterate : Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Molterate: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Altair: What did you do?!
Molterate: NOBODY DIED!
Altair: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Altair: Slash gamemode creative.
Finch: Dude, this isn't Min-
Altair: *starts levitating*
Molterate : I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Altair: Ok, Molterate , I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Molterate : 1917.
Altair: ...You're ready.
Finch: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Finch is such a nice person, Finch is so happy-go-lucky! Finch can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Finch CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Finch IS be in a bad mood.
Tritus : Can I have some water?
Finch: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Finch: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Finch: *spills water all over themself*
Finch, coughing: I don't have any water.
Molterate : Pick a card, any card.
Finch: Fine.
Molterate : Wait, that's my credit card!
Finch: You said any card.
Molterate : I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Molterate : *slow-mo walks out of the room*
Altair: So, what is Finch to you?
Tritus: The reason I wake up every morning.
Altair: ...That’s adorable.
Finch earlier that morning, barging into Tritus′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
Molterate: Wake up! The sun is shining!
Altair : What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?
Finch: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Altair: A pet WHAT?!
Tritus: William Snakespeare.
Tritus: What are the hardest things to say?
Altair: I was wrong.
Molterate : I need help.
Finch: Worcestershire sauce.
Tritus: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
Molterate : Why?
Tritus: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Altair.
Molterate : Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.
Tritus: Molterate , you have opened my eyes.
Altair: Please, Molterate , after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.
Altair: I’m sorry Molterate .
Altair: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Molterate : It has to be done.
Altair:
Molterate :
Altair:
Molterate : *Places +4* Uno.
Altair: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Tritus: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
