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Freddy: Good morning Gang!! How's everyone doing today?

Foxy: Aye be fine Cap'n

Bonnie: Today is a great day!

Freddy: Yeah!...I don't trust it

Chica: Has anyone seen Lefty today?

Foxy: Last time Aye saw the lad he was heading outside

Funtime Freddy: But it's raining..

Freddy: I believe he's waterproof

Funtime Freddy: ..We are anthro Freddy, We can get sick.

Freddy: Ohh shit-

Funtime Freddy: ..I'll go get him

Foxy: Want me to come with ye?

Funtime Freddy: Sure!

Bonnie: I'll be in the kitch-...Why's lefty on the news?

Freddy: ..What?-

Bonnie: Yeah! It says...He's Robbing a bank?-

Chica: WITHOUT ME?!

Freddy: Hehehehehe

Funtime Freddy: Don't you da-

Freddy: TO THE FAZMOBILE GANG!!!

Foxy: Aye have a bad feeling about this

Bonnie: Shush!

Goldie: I call shotgun!!

Freddy: Everyone ready?!

Funtime Freddy: ..Fuck it- LETS GOOO

Freddy: HEHEHEHEHHE

Bonnie: I see lefty!!

Chica: Everyone got your bags?

Foxy: AYE!!!

Freddy: LETS GET THEM!!!!

                 - 5 hours later

Mike: ....Why

Freddy: ..NO REGRETS!!

Foxy: YARR!

Chica: That bank was weird

Mike: THATS BECAUSE IT WAS MY HOUSE!!

Goldie: ...Rich people

Bonnie: I GOT A MICROWAVE!!

Freddy: Why are we in a cell?

Mike: YOU. ROBBED. ME.

Lefty: ...I have the key

Mike: ...I hate you

Lefty: I hate myself more, so HA!

Freddy: We talked about thisssss

Lefty: Do you want to be Freed?

Freddy: ..Yes please

Lefty: THEN LETS GOO!!!

Funtime Freddy: ...Quick! Mike isn't looking, We can head back and take some more!!

Freddy: Hehehehe Away we go!!!

Foxy: Aye got Lefty!!

Lefty: Why?

Foxy: Because ye be priceless lad

Lefty: Aw...

Chica: You two! Stop flirting your going to get us caught!

Foxy: A-aye wasn't!

Chica: Mhm-

Goldie: Kinda seemed like it

Bonnie: Guys-

Bonnie: I FOUND LIGHTSABERS!!

Bonnie: And money- BUT THE LIGHTSABERSSS!!

Freddy: Grab it and let's gooo!!

Bonnie: The money?

Freddy: No! The lightsabersss

Lefty: ...I'm taking the money for later

Foxy: What will ye do with it Lad?

Lefty: It's a suprise captain!

Funtime Freddy: Gayy

Lefty: Yes-

Funtime Freddy: ...Wanna make out?

Lefty: ..Sure, why not

Foxy: Aye call next-

Freddy: Okayyy- while those three do that, LIGHTSABER BATTLE!!

Goldie: Oh you're so on!!

Bonnie: Loser has to clean the house.

Chica: I DONT PLAN ON LOSING!!

Foxy: AYE WILL BEAT YE ALL!!!

Lefty: !!-

Bonnie: Oops-

Freddy: ..You okay?

Freddy: O-Oh no..

Lefty: Aww you care about me..

Freddy: ..of course I do, you're family now

Bonnie: ...What's the wifi password?

Freddy: NANI?!

Lefty: I win!!!

Foxy: GOOD JOB LAD!!

Lefty: Now hehe for my plan!!

         
                       -Lefty has left the chat

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