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Freddy: Okay gang! What if i- hypothetically speaking of course, accidentally set the kitchen on fire

Foxy: ..How do ye accidentally do that.

Freddy: OKAY! So I was um..

Foxy: Aye be listening.

Freddy: I was half asleep and walked into the kitchen, I tried to make some eggs andd umm- Forgot about them

Foxy: ...

Chica: MY KITCHEN!!

Freddy: ..You mean my kitchen

Chica: EXCUSE me?

Freddy: Who's name on the restaurant again? Not yours.

Chica: It should be!

Freddy: What would you even call it.

Chica: ...Chicas KFC

Freddy: ..That is wrong on so many levels

Chica: ITS GOOD!!

Bonnie: ...Cannibal

Chica: TELL that to Lefty!!

Bonnie: ..Context?

Goldie: ...Oh my God Chica.

Chica: I saw Lefty eating cinnamon rolls last night!!

Freddy: ....what?

                            -Lefty has joined the chat

Chica: CANNIBAL!!!

Lefty: I just woke up- already getting yelled at

Goldie: ...I think Chica's sleep deprived

Bonnie: Makes sense

Chica: IM NOT!!

Goldie: What day is it?

Chica: ...Monday?

Goldie: ..It's Thursday, Go to bed

Chica: NO!! IM ALMOST DONE WATCHING THE IMORTAL AND THE RESTLESS!!

Goldie: ..What season are you on?

Chica: ...8

Freddy: ...Foxy can you get her to sleep

Foxy: Already on it Cap'n

Chica: STAY AWAYYYY

Lefty: ...I'm going to stay at my boyfriends house tonight

Goldie: Oh! Funtime Freddy?

Lefty: Mhm

Goldie: He's a good guy, Love his jokes

Freddy: I didn't know you were Gay-

Lefty: ..Fazbear, I have literally kissed him in front of you

Freddy: Oh yeahhh

Foxy: Finally got her to sleep

Lefty: ...Why's the kitchen on fire?

Freddy: ..Don't ask- YOU SEE NOTHING

Lefty: ..But...My waffles-

Freddy: ..Crap

Funtime Freddy: I have waffles at my place

Lefty: ..ON MY WAY

Mike: ...I don't get paid enough for this.

                            -Mike has left the chat

                        

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