Remus skipped down the corridors of hogwarts, his bag lifted into the air with each swing. He couldn't contain his excitement! Keeping a big old grin on his face like the grinch. Suddenly he tripped and fell flat first on the ground, "WHO DARE MESS WITH THE ALPHA!?" 🤬🙄 remus shouted from the cold floor (descriptive!). Whoever it was was going to face the wrath of Armageddonzzzzzzz
"Ahahahah" snape laughed in a Ryan gosling tone. "There goes the wolf again all wolf but no pack" he said in an undertone voice.
"SNAPE STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE RYAN GOSLING YOU ARENT RYAN GOSLING" screamed a voice from behind as the red head jumped to remus defence, "lily hes a complete loser! Ahahaha..." snape said before showing off his jawline, mewing had become a fascade at hogwarts, and snape was its leader 😍😍😍
"snape you look like a deformed crow who's parents spit on him as a child" Lily said graciously whilst helping remus up. "AND YOU ARENT RYAN GOSLING". Snape ran away crying to this. Stomping on all the first year hufflepuffs and smacking away anyone in sight, killing 56 students in what is known as the mewing incident.
"Thanks lily!" Remus said as he sprung up from the ground. "It could of been worse, he may of had a SOMBRERO" lily said, Remus had always feared SOMBREROS and ran away crying to this word, ever since the first year incident (foreshadowing) Remus can't stand the word or sight of them. It's been his BIGGEST fear since tiktok shutdown 2021.
Remus ran outside of hogwarts in a blaze, pushing a first year off their broom to ride to the hogwarts express! He just couldn't be late. ⏰ Anyone was worth sacrificing 😋🐺😁 remus jumped off the broom outside the hogwarts train, skipping across the railway onto the cart! 🛒 he had made it just in time for the train to furrycon! And boy was he excited 😜
As remus got on the train immediately started sending him flying across the train corridors and crashing into another student. "OY BRUV WHATS YOUR PROBLEM LAD?" The student shouted at him from above. Remus looked up and recognised the student as regulus black. "Sorry dude! I was trying to get on on time!" Remus stated back kindly, he must of been going to furrycon too. So Remus thought it apropiate to immediately make some furry friends! "To repay your sorrows, would you like some water?" Remus asked regulus". "W-water? A LAKE?l regulus screamed as he ran the other direction pounding his feet as he ran. I wonder why he hates water Remus thought 💭🤔🙋🏻♀️
Now it was time to settle in for the ride.
Comment if you want part 3!
