boboiboy oneshot book!

interview with the author

Interviewer:"so, how much money do you make with 14 followers?"

Uuhhhhh nothing..?

Interviewer:"interesting, how does it feel like to write boboiboy chapters alot so people wont think you quit dispite already saying you wont post daily anymore?"

I dunno i just publish after i think i havent published in a while or i decided to bomb them with multiple chapters to make them wonder "why is there suddenly so much chapters?"

Interviewer:"interesting, very interesting, well, in your last chapter (eposing author) how did it feel to have people know your irl age?"

I think age isnt personal for ME but others it might be, i might be young, but i still want people to know how old i am, so they can understand my struggles more, as if they assume im like 12 they could ask me "why are yoy struggling with that?" Or whatever so yeah, age isnt THAT personal for me

Interviewer:"wow, ok well, how does it feel to have your face on a book?"

What do you mean?

Interviewer:"i mean in the book "life as a schizophrenic" you have your face in it"

Well, my face is covered and i couldnt think of any kind of cover for the book, so it doesnt really matters really it doesnt

Interviewer:"so, when are you making the rest of the elements and kokotiam gang?"

Oh, about that heehee, my sibling recently got a new phone so i got my siblings old phone, so i couldnt just switchs data around for gacha club, and gacha life 2, i could but my older sibling kept and kept on annoying me on giving my old phone to his friend and rushed me, so i couldnt fully get all gacha life 2 boboiboys and oc, i have cat oboi and oboi, o i have to redo all of them sadly:(

Interviewer:"ok, well what does the elements feel about you threatening them?"

Threat? Threat? No threat from me heehee, im only a "nice" and "kind" author who "doesnt @b#s3 their power" heehee

Interviwer:"sure?"

The interviewer said before showing the previous chapter, specifically the one i said ill make them suffer

Uhhhh

Interviewer:"it doesnt say that here"

Then the elements came in

What the-

Blaze:"NO ELEMENTAL ANGST!!!"

solar:"NO NOSELESS MONKEY!!!"

halilinator:"NO NEW BOOK OF ANGST!!"

what are any of yall talking about?

Solar:"heh, if you look in your last chapter(exposinf author) you can see yoy comment got NO like, but the chapter did"

Wait what!? No!

I said before going on my phone to see... it was true

NO! THERE IS STILL TIME!! IT HAS BEEN JUST 1 DAY I CAN STILL WIN!!

Solar:"as if, if i recall the solar angst got
8 votes, and 168 views"

Uh

Solar:"so meaning THEY DONT WANT ANGST!"

well.. i mean, hidden within the shadows got like 6 votes...

Solar:"according to my research you HAVENT been working on it for a longg time now!"

Well, solar angst got more views and votes even though hiddent within the shadows was published a long time ago!

Solar:"according to my research on you, you kept talking about the solar angst and thus hyping up the readers, making them excited and happy to read it when it came out"

Well...

Solar:"admit it, youve lost to the great solar!"

Halilinator:"more like not so great"

Solar:"HEY!"

halilinator:"what? Its true"

Halilinator said before rolling his eyes

Solar:"SOMEONE LIKE YOU SHOULDNT EVEN TALK TO SOMEONE AS SMART AND HANDSOME AS ME!!"

Halilinator:"WE HAVE THE SAME FACE LIGHTBULB!"

gempa:"there they are going in an argument"

Gempa sighed

Thorn:"are you going to stop them?"

Gempa:"i dont have a choice, if i dont theyll keep on at it till this whole place is in ruins"

Author uses author powers to teleport the elements to a white room

Interviewer:"that was.... interesting"

I know, well i guess no more questions?

Interviewer:"no more"

Ok

(Hello,author here so um, this is made before "i quit" was made, i just realized today was april fools and wanted to play a prank on yall, i might take breaks but NEVER quitting without telling or warning)
Date finished:4/1/24
Date published:4/2/24