ASEAN (My AU)

DARES

Credits to FlowerofMalaysia for these dares

Malaysia and Philippines swap genders

Malaysia:...
Philippines:.... You look so pretty with that hijab on
Malaysia: Thanks.... Bro....?
Philippines: You're welcome, sis....

Singapore goes to jump off a roof while singing "I believe I can fly.... I believe I can touch the sky

Singapore: I'm going to d!e but aight

Later

Singapore: *jumps off* AHHHHHHH I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYY!!!!!!! I BELIEVE AHHHHHH CAN TOUCH THE SKY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Brunei: *catches Singa* (he has wings so-)
Singapore: THANK YOU!!!

Indonesia pranking everyone

Indonesia: Okay, time to get my butt whooped *spills ketchup*
Crescent (my oc): So ummm.. What are you going to do?
Indonesia: Pretend to be brut@lly maul3d
Crescent: Oh umm... Okay...?
Indonesia: *lies down on the ground* You can go now....
Crescent: Bye *disappears*

One hour later

Philippines: And I ended our friendsh- INDONESIA??!!
Malaysia: Cantaloupe in peanuts! What happened??!!!!
Vietnam: WHAT SHOULD WE DO??!!!
Myanmar: BURY HIM!!! GET RID OF ANY EVIDENCE!!!
Cambodia: No-
Timor Leste: I smell ketchup
Laos: *kicks Indonesia* WAKE UP YOU PIECE OF-
Indonesia: I'M AWAKE I'M AWAKE
Philippines: INDONESIA YOU USELESS-JDISKSKSKM
Singapore: Bruh
Thailand: You're grounded
Indonesia: Expected
Brunei:...

Brunei, Myanmar, and Laos burns the house (??.!,)

Brunei: I- I can't do this
Laos: We have to! It's a dare!
Myanmar: I has prepared le gasoline
Laos: Yipee!
Myanmar: But one question... Where are we going to live if we burn the house?
Laos: It never said our house....
Brunei: Wait a minute- Is that China's house?!
Laos: Yep!

Thailand and Cambodia makes a chaos

Thailand: How do we make a chaos?
Cambodia: That doesn't even make sense
Crescent: I think you have to argue or smth
Cambodia: What's there to argue about?
Thailand: Yeah....
Cambodia: Wait- didn't you abandon us? (Time for lore : D)
Thailand: I did what I had to

The end.