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The unknown girlie

I was walking down the street to the cafe when this ragged ratty hoe bumped into me. How dare this fool walk into me- My eyes widened, and suddenly I forgot my dramatic anger. This ragged rat was actually gorgeous. Rich rat suited better.. I stared at him In awe until he glared at me.
You know how I called him gorgeous??? Well turns out I was wrong cause this mf literally kept walking past me as if he didn't get whatever that drink was he was holding all over my shirt..??!!

"Sir you literally spilled whatever that juice is on me and you're not even gonna apologize???" I confronted.

"bro you're so dramatic, clean it up, not a big deal." This dude answered. he had pink hair and red eyes, he a demon or some shit??

"mama teach you no manners? A sorry would be nice." I answered back, he pissed me off.

"mama teach you not to talk to strangers??" He clapped back

"BRO you LITERALLY bumped into me?? Just apologize and we're good!" 

"girl why tf do you want an apology so bad, get a life. bye, see you never!" He said, dismissing me. He waved a little and speed walked away.

How tf did I let my day get ruined by a thing like him??

Anyways, I decided that I'm too cute and cool to be bothered by someone like him, so I decided to get my coffee and go back home. 
After I got my coffee (or whatever drink you like) I sat down on my bed. Hmmm it's kinda boring right nowww.. Whys there nothing to do??? I sighed. And then a wonderful idea hit me.
I could literally prank strangers by adding random numbers and acting like I know them.

Bro wtf I'm literally a genius how am I still single???  I giggled to myself. Yes, I'm boring but I literally have nothing to do but go to school, watch anime and play genshin all day, what do you expect??? 

Random number added

437-444-4444 (idk) 

me: OMG DID U SEE JESSICA AT SCHOOL TODAY SHE WAS SOOO CUTE I WANTED TO THROW HER OUT A WINDOW AND KILL HER I love her sm!!

437-444-4444
Quoi?
Sorry me no english

Oh! What a bummer... I quickly blocked that number and tried another

Random number added

416-444-4444

me: bro i'm so bored today, wanna come overrrr

416-444-4444
Do I know you?? How are you texting me??

Me: YES OFC U KNOW ME, ITS ME, Y/N!! I'm texting you cause I have a phone duhhh

416-444-4444
I do not know a y/n. I'm blocking.

Me: okay I bet you smell like shit and are a 57 year old grandpa anyways. WHATEVER SEE IF I CARE

416-444-4444
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I SMELL BEEAAUUTIIFFULLL AND I LOOK BEAUTIFUL TOO. AND NOT 57 YOU UGLY SHITTY PISS STAIN

Me: MAYBE LIVING IN A TRASH CAN ALL DAY MADE YOU DELUDED ENOUGH TO THINK YOU SMELL GOOD, GRANDASSS

416-444-4444
YOU HYSTERICAL BITCH DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

Me: A HOE

416-444-4444
omg wait you don't know who I am??

me: bro trust me you aren't the shit, not everyone knows you

416-444-4444
How'd you get my number again??

Me: I'm texting random numbers cause I'm bored asfff

416-444-4444
okay, hi bored asfff, I'm Eye, nice to meet you

Me: kys call me y/n 

Eye
okay anyways I have a photoshoot so I'll ttyl 

Me: sure sure whatever bye rat

Eye
bye bored asfff

Hmm okay so since Im not stupid and that rat asked me if I know who he is PLUS he's going for a photoshoot, he might be famous.
Wow I must be the smartest mc ever.

  AUGH I have school tmrrrr. I wanna take a nap but I probably wont be able to even sleep at night if I do. But whateverrrr thats a later me problem. 

I quickly finished my drink, tossed the bottle in the trash and closed my curtains. This bitch is boutta sleep well! I closed my eyes, and went to sleep. 

I dreamt of rainbows and unicorns as usual. I woke up at 3 am but somehow managed to fall asleep again and wake up at 7. 

I yawned, got up and got dressed. Tbh it was cold asf this morning and I HATE getting up for school, but I gotta tough it out cause if I don't get good grades my parents will stop paying for this abroad school and there's no way in hell I wanna go live with them while doing like anything sooo...

I guess school it is!

CHAPTER END.

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Okay little cuties I have started a jjk fanfic. lets see how this goes cause I'm bad at committing to a story and also I have no plans for this what so ever..

Author chan out~