Mr. Clean, Pitbull, Col. Sanders, and Megamind all lay breathless on the bed. [there is no way in hell I'd write a smut scene for this monstrosity]
"Holy shit," Col. Sanders gasped.
"As much as I enjoyed that whole doozie, you two horny freaks aren't bald enough for me and Pitbull." Mr. Clean stated in a 'no bullshit' tone.
"Yeah, we require true baldies, not shaved balds like Megamind, or Col. Sanders, who is just trying way too hard."
Col. Sanders glared at Pitbull's insult, but before he could open his mouth to retaliate, Mr. Clean snatched Col. Sanders' car keys, and the couple made a break for the van. Mr. Clean floored it, and they sped away from the musty cabin, leaving Colonel Sanders and Megamind wailing in despair on the ground.
"NOOOO SEXYBABAGRILL COME BACK!!! WE WON'T USE THE ICE THIS TIME!!!"
"Burn in hell you crazy perverts!" Mr. Clean boomed at them.
"I love you so hard." Pitbull says, giving Mr. Clean "the eyes."
"I love you too Pitbull."
The husbands leaned towards each other, then screamed when they realized that in their hurry to get their pants down, Mr. Clean had taken his hand off the steering wheel.
"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!"
They crashed into a tree and were both killed in the wreck.
RIP MR CLEAN AND PITBULL
The End!!
Thank you for reading, ik it was goofy af, but that was the point lmaooo🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
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Bald and Betrothed (Mr Clean x Pitbull)
RomantikMr Clean and Pitbull have finally been arranged to get married. They think they can live a happy life, but what happens when Colonel Sanders and Megamind get involved?
