II - ☬Slithery Snape

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Number two - Slithery snape:

Right you all need to think about your brains. Why, just why do guys seem to like writting snapexstident or snapexOC.

Cuz let's face it, nearly 99.9999999999999999% of the time your oc is a student in their 5th year or smth making them around 15-16.

And snape has gotta be late 30's early 40's.

Think about it.

Does it seem a lil' bit wierd to you.

But nope, according to the writers (Please Don't take offence) slithery snape slithers his way into gorly pops undies.

Example:

Profasor snape walked up to me and was staring at me and i was like "Nuh-uhh boii, you so old. Uuuggghh i hate you" but then Severous kisseed me and i was liek "Ifjdifhrjdhdjskpqk"

😭😭😭😭

Ma gawd i just died, my gravestone reads out "DIED WHILST PHONE WAS ON WATTPAD" now passer-byers are concerned.

But that ain't the point, like seriosly. Minor + teacher. Not okay, please kid, no teacher wants to touch your crust ass krookshanks 😡😡😡😡💀💀💀💀

Published Sunday 21st April 2024.

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