i witnessed 15 people rob a bank yesterday and it was annoying because the bank alarm made it harder to concentrate on writing
Agent 4 pov:
In some random apartment building near inkopolis laid a tired, 4 in her bed. she REALLY didn't want to go to work and was feeling pretty tired.
Agent 4: *grooooan* i hate my liiiiife sooooo muuuuuuuuch!
She got up and made her way over to her kitchen to make herself some good ol coffee, even tho she didn't really like the taste, but it was the only way she got herself up in the morning.
While drinking her coffee she barinstormed ideas on how to not go to work, but just like every day of her life, she couldn't think of anything, so she finished her coffee, put on her gear and walked to her door.
Right before she stepped out she got an idea.
Agent 4: Wait... EUREKA!!! y/n was sick for a day so therefore i ALSO get to be sick for a day!
Taking out her phone she texted marie.
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4_ever_stupid_44: *cough* Marie i've cought the bubonic plague i cant come into work *cough*
agent_2: Why did you type "cough".
4_ever_stupid_44: Thats because im so sick that i coughed through text messages *cough*
agent 2: I know your not sick, just come to work.
4_ever_stupid_44: Nope im sick so bye! i need to get better!
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She puts her phone on silent and throws across the room before laying on her couch
Agent 4: Ahhhh finally some time to just relax and do nothing!
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Y/N pov:
He was already in octo canyon waiting for agent 4 to arrive.
Y/N: She coming?
Marie: *sigh* No, she said she was sick even tho she probably isn't!
Y/N: So umm how am i supposed to finish any levels?
marie put her finger on her chin and thought about it for a sec.
marie: how's about i accompany you in levels instead of 4?
Y/N: I don't see why not! and its gonna be interesting seeing you do something for once.
Marie: I already do a lot even when 4's around
Hearing this makes y/n laugh a bit and look at her with a smirk.
Y/N: Oh really? like what?
Marie: Making up puns, duh!
Y/N: Yeah because that surely takes a lot more effort than what me and 4 do.
Marie: Exactly. before i forget, give me your phone real quick.
Y/N: Ok?
He VERY reluctantly hands her his phone.
Marie: Now just give me sec aaaand... done. i just added me and 4 to your contact list.
Y/N: Can't wait to get 80+ messages from you two.
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splatoon x reader (yeah i know its such a creative title)
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