Third person pov
One day, while Shrek and Fiona were eating one of their devils- I mean kids, Fiona told Shrek, "I want to divorce you, Pookie 🤪🤪🤪" So Shrek said "yass queen " Then Shrek kicked Fiona out of his swamp while yelling "GE' OUT O' ME SWAMP, YA BIG FAT HOE"
Skibidi Toilet pov
I was skibidiing my way down the road when I saw a big beautiful dirty swamp. My intrusive thoughts creeped into me and so I jumped inside. I didn't notice the big, husky and sexy green ogre death-staring me when I did so.
"OI, WHA' AR' YA DOIN' IN ME SWAMP"
