Shrek pov
The words keep ringing in my head 'I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-love y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you' Toilet loves me? Someone (or rather something) loves me? The big, fat, green ogre?????? Wow. I think I'm in love with him as well. I felt my insides tingle and my stomach got butterflies after just thinking about the future we could have together. I started to speak up, "I-I love y-" but then I got interrupted from a ring from my Nokia 3000 phone.
"什麼是好婊子” i answered.
An automatic gps-like voice back. "you.are.invited.to.Fiona.and.Dora.the.explorer's.wedding!"
Yayy, I'm totes coming for sure. Maybe I could bring skibidi as a plus one. I'm glad that Fiona Pookie moved on from my sexy ass.
"What were you going to say, big alpha Pookie shrekie doo?" Skibidi spoke up.
"I was going to say that I love you too? Wanna smash? And also wanna go to my exes wedding with a minor?"
"Yes, yes, and yes!!!!!"
"Cool cakes" I said
