When I saw this ogre blushing so hard, I almost wet myself. I could feel my heartbeat racing and starting to get quicker and quicker. Is this...love? Do I love this big, green, sticky and sexy hunk? I think I do..
I get out of the swamp and walk towards Shrek. "Daddy shrekie pissy baby, I have something to tell you 👉🏻👈🏻" My newfound crush replied with, "yes baba gworl?"
Fiona pov (bet you weren't expecting that were you🤪🤪🤪)
I'm so glad I left Shrek. I'm very happy because when Shrek kicked me out of his swamp, I landed on this very tiny child. She said her name was Dora the explorer; I call her Dora Pookie Wookie Cookie Dookie Baby . And after some time we started dating.
Today we decided to get married next week. We need to start inviting people for our wedding. I'm going to invite Shrekie gaga, Barry B Benson, Barney The Dinasaur Farquaad and his husband Lord Maximus Farquaad. Dora Pookie girlie wants to invite John Cena, Boots ze Monkey, Bigg Fatt Henn, Biggie Cheese, Elsa Bakugo, her husband Katsuki Bakugo and Y/n UwU
Both of us had agreed that everyone will come. This was our wedding invite:
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