PunkPebbleMikey: Knock Knock
Hemmo1996: no
PunkPebbleMikey: Pls
Hemmo1996: no
PunkPebbleMikey: come on stop being a dick
Hemmo1996: I'll show you a dick
PunkPebbleMikey: I bet you will 😏
Hemmo1996: not like that nvm
PunkPebbleMikey: fine 😒 knock knock
Hemmo1996: who's there?
PunkPebbleMikey: Knock Knock
PunkPebbleMikey: Oops I did it again
PunkPebbleMikey: Get it
Hemmo1996: Yes Mikey
PunkPebbleMikey: Cuz I said it twice
PunkPebbleMikey: And that's a Britney song
Hemmo1996: It's not funny if you had to explain it
PunkPebbleMikey: :( Aww admit it I'm hilarious
Hemmo1996: No
PunkPebbleMikey: Yes
Hemmo1996: No
PunkPebbleMikey: yes
Hemmo1996: Fine, your f.ucking hilarious
PunkPebbleMikey: Hey, no f.ucking swearing
Hemmo1996: But you just did...
PunkPebbleMikey: shush young Lucas.
Hemmo1996: It's just Luke.
PunkPebbleMikey: shh don't over think things, it's how I got through high school
PunkPebbleMikey: and it seems to be getting me through college, barely
PunkPebbleMikey: guess what I just realized
Hemmo1996: what?
PunkPebbleMikey: no guess
Hemmo1996: but I suck at guessing!
PunkPebbleMikey: fine, fine.
PunkPebbleMikey: you never told me that guys tumblr
Hemmo1996: oh yea, here I'll send you the link
Hemmo1996: [link attached]
PunkPebbleMikey: frank
You
Hemmo1996: frank?
PunkPebbleMikey: That's my unicorns name
Hemmo1996: unicorn?
PunkPebbleMikey: [image attached] yes unicorn.
Hemmo1996: your such a f.ucking dork and your hairs bootyful.
PunkPebbleMikey: but you wuv me
Hemmo1996: no
PunkPebbleMikey: prick
Hemmo1996: *gasp* I'm offended
PunkPebbleMikey: *flips imaginary hair* you should be peasant
Hemmo1996: your very sassy today
PunkPebbleMikey: I'm the sass masta
Hemmo1996: your names not Louis Tomlinson
Hemmo1996: speaking of b.itch have you heard all the drama with the baby mamma
PunkPebbleMikey: Yes like da fuq Lou needs to say something like if it is true I'm glad Brianna agreed to be Larry's surrogate.
Hemmo1996: right because that's the only reasonable excuse to how Louis stuff got in Brianna's vagina.
PunkPebbleMikey: of course
PunkPebbleMikey: hey I gtg I'll text you later
Hemmo1996: ok, by Meekle
PunkPebbleMikey: Bye Luck
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Straight • Muke AU
Fanfiction"You're a dick." "I'll show you a dick ;)" Or Where two teenage boys never expected anything more to come out of nudes and meaningless conversations.
