How to train your dragon girl

Dragon Flower

Hiccup (v.o.): Berk is a small island in the middle of nowhere. So when we get a taste of something new.

(Hiccups say to himself as he paints toothless in her human form but he runs out of ink)

Bucket: Trader Johann is here. Trader Johann!

Hiccup (v.o.): We tend to go a little overboard. Unfortunately, new isn't always good.

Trader Johann: Ah, Berk, my favorite of all the islands I travel to.

Bucket: Where have you been this time, Trader Johann?

Trader Johann: Oh, Bucket, the things I've seen, the people I've met! I'd need a week to regale you, but alas, we have limited time to conduct our business together. Whatever it is you're looking for I can assure you you'll find it here!

Toothless: Really?

Snotlout: It's all mine. I call dibs on everything.

Trader Johann: I've got food of all sorts, spices, exotic animals...

Tuffnut: Is that moving? Does that one move? Whoa!

Trader Johann: Works of art, jewelry, not to mention, knowledge.

Fishlegs: Trader Johann, is this your only book on botany?

Trader Johann: Yes, Mr. Fishlegs. Why it was given to me by the author himself.

Fishlegs: Would you take this necklace? It's made from baby dragons' teeth.

Trader Johann: Fair enough Mr. Fishlegs.

Snotlout: Oooh, I'm even better looking than I thought.

Astrid: You okay there, Gobber?

Gobber: I'm better than okay, I'm in heaven!

(Rubs silk underwear on himself)

Trader Johann: Oh, that's pure squid ink, Hiccup. Wrestled from the colossal squid of the Northern waters.

Hiccup: Well, how about this spyglass? You know, I made it myself.

Trader Johann: I know. You've given me five just like it. Unfortunately, I've only got the two eyes. What else have you got?

Hiccup: What do you think of this winch? Eh? It will help you pull up your gangplank.

Trader Johann A welcome tool for a working man's ailing shoulder. Consider it done.

Hiccup: Wow. Another sword. Just what we need.

Stoick: If you must know, it's not for me. I'm heading off to my yearly meeting with the Chief of the Shivering Shores. The last man who showed up without a gift left without a head.

Toothless: Wow that a sharp sword.

Stoick: Johann! What will you take in trade?

Trader Johann: Stoick! It is but your good graces I desire when my amble ship passes through Berk.

Stoick: You'll always be welcome on our shores.

(Get on thornado)

Stoick: I'll be back in five days. What am I saying? I'll be back in two, thanks to Thornado.

Hiccup: Oh, you finally named him? Thornado, huh?

Stoick: That's right. Because he has the power of Thor and the ferocity of a tornado! And besides, it's the only thing he'll answer to! Turns out he can be quite stubborn!

Hiccup: Can't imagine where he gets that from.

Toothless: Right.

Stoick: Up, Thornado.