How to train your dragon girl

The Flight Stuff

(We open in the academy as Gustav look around and sees on one their so he gets on a sheep with a flamethrower on it as he start ride it)

Gustav: Come on, boy, let's fly!

(He rides it as he uses the flamethrower but he seats fire to a box)

Gustav: Whoo-hoo! (laughs) Oh, no. (exhaling deeply) Oh, no. Oh, no. What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

(The sheep runs away as water is dumped on the wooded box)

Hiccup: Gustav, how many times have we told you you can't play in here?

Gustav: I'm not playing. I'm dragon training.

Snotlout: Ugh, poor kid. Ever since I let him into my inner circle, he wants to be just like his hero, me.

Astrid: Gross and annoying?

Gustav: No, a dragon rider!

Snotlout: Look around, kid. All of the dragon-riding positions are taken. So, unless one of us kicks the bucket, you're out of luck.

Fury: Let's hope it's you.

(We then cute to later in the day)

Snotlout: I'm gonna kick the bucket!

Hiccup: Uh, Snotlout, do you mind? We're having a Dagur meeting.

Tuffnut: Dagur's here?

Snotlout: In the last week I've seen three of the five signposts to Valhalla.

All: We know!

Fury: Wait know what?

Snotlout: You know? And you're just standing there talking about stupid Dagur? One of your bravest and most treasured warriors is about to leave this world forever!

Tuffnut: Look on the bright side. At least you'll be in eternal paradise.

Astrid: So will we.

Snotlout: Joke all you want about me, but what about Hookfang? The thought of him without me for the rest of his life, it's just.

Hiccup: Are you done?

Snotlout: No, not even close. Though devastated and still in pre-mourning, Gustav has volunteered to carry on the Snotlout legacy.

Gustav: It's an honor.

Astrid: Please tell me he's not gonna fly around saying, "oy, oy, oy."

Fury: If he does he will be join snotlout.

Snotlout: That's a good idea. Gustav, make a note of that.

Hiccup: Snotlout, the five signposts to Valhalla is nothing but an old wives' tale.

Snotlout: Oh, yeah? Then why have I seen the flying fish, the weeping rock, and the singing trees?

Fishlegs: You probably saw a salmon spawning, wet rocks on the beach, and a gust of wind.

Astrid: Besides, the five signposts to Valhalla are only supposed to happen to great warriors.

Snotlout: Obviously. What's your point?

Fury: You no worrier if anything your the world most annoying headache.

Hiccup: Even if it were true, which it is not, you can't just pick someone to replace you.

Snotlout: Well, you guys threw out my original plan.

Astrid: To bury Hookfang alive beside you?

Snotlout: He would gladly sacrifice himself for his beloved master. Trust me.