(We open on the docks)
Fishlegs: Trader Johann's here, everybody, Trader Johann's here!
Snotlout: Johann Shmohann, that guy never lets me touch any of his cool stuff.
Hiccup: Well that's because last time he was here, you broke half of it!
Snotlout: (gasps) It's my word against his.
Trader Johann: Ah, Berk! The crown jewel of the entire Archipelago!
Fishlegs: Over here Trader Johann!
Fishlegs: Oooo, what did you bring today?
Trader Johann: First things, Mr. Fishlegs, treasures from every coast and every shore, like the pearls of danger.
Fishlegs: Oooooo!
Fury: They look beautiful don't you think master?
Hiccup: Yeah they are.
Trader Johann: Perfect for that special lady in your life...
Snotlout: You know, those could be yours, Astrid, just say the word.
Astrid: Yuck!
Snotlout: That's not the word!
Gobber: Hmm, nope!
Trader Johann: Ah, Mr. Gobber, what could I interest you in?
Gobber: Why don't you wow me Johann, knock me off my feet.
Trader Johann: Put me to the test, I uh, (chuckles) okay.
Gobber: Hang on... (walks over to a corner)
Gobber: What's under here?
Trader Johann: Oh, nothing too exciting, just an old pile of.
Gobber: Scrap metal! It's perfect! I've run out of things to pound around here!
Fury: That what she said.
Gobber: Wait what who said?
Tuffnut: Woah, It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!
Astrid: It's just scrap metal.
Tuffnut: No, I'm talking about this mace!
(Tuffnut runs to the mace and picks it up)
Tuffnut: Woah, hey mace. You wanna come home with me, don't you? [in a high voice:] Yes I do, Tuffnut, I wanna needlessly destroy other people's property with you! Oh Macey, you get me!
Trader Johann: (to Gobber) I see you are a gentleman that recognizes quality when he sees it. This is the finest metal from the farthest reaches of the archipelago.
Gobber: I'll take it all.
Trader Johann: Excellent, always a pleasure, Mr. Gobber.
(While that talk fury looks at the scrap and smells it)
Fury: This smells familiar.
(They hear a crash and all look at Snotlout)
Trader Johann: Huh?
(Plate drops to the deck and breaks)
Snotlout: Wasn't me!
Trader Johann: I really hate that kid.
Gobber: Uh, Hiccup, do you think you can spare a hook, son?
Hiccup: Not a problem, Gobber.
(Hiccup looks at the dragons rides)
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How to train your dragon girl
FanfictionImagine of Astrid and ruffnut as latex dragons for their master
