Revenge is best served cold

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Last chapter, we were on the verge of death after escaping from the siege of Saguntus thanks to the heroic sacrifice of our mentor and centurion. Now, back to our regularly schedule programming.

"Ow! Fuck! Everything hurts! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! I can't even hear the Pidgeys chirping! IS THAT A BONE COMING OUT OF MY ARM!!!?"

Things weren't looking so good, but luckily, there was a small cabin near the border between Rome and Carthage where an old man leaves with his Chansey. Lucky, I get to use this small cabin to gather myself, and by keeping low in case Carthaginian border patrol recognizes me, I get to assemble a small team.

 Lucky, I get to use this small cabin to gather myself, and by keeping low in case Carthaginian border patrol recognizes me, I get to assemble a small team

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Warcrimes is my main guy, he's pretty soft, but still not a guy you want on your bad side. We bonded a lot since this whole Hannibal fiasco. Modest nature despite being a physical attacker feels bad though.

 Modest nature despite being a physical attacker feels bad though

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Homophobia the Roggenrolla is also a peaceful girl. Another unfortunate nature doesn't change how useful an early Rock type will be in any Pokemon game, or the fact that Gigalith is pretty damn good.

 Another unfortunate nature doesn't change how useful an early Rock type will be in any Pokemon game, or the fact that Gigalith is pretty damn good

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Last, and let's be real... probably least, is Doxxing the Vulpix. The Vulpix line is my favorite of all, but I don't know where I'll find a Fire Stone, and being a Fire type with Flash Fire makes it compete with Harregg.

But a team's a team, and these three are way more than enough to deal with Carthaginian and Roman border guards and allow me to smuggle my way in.

But a team's a team, and these three are way more than enough to deal with Carthaginian and Roman border guards and allow me to smuggle my way in

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