Ok this is just
Cake: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Book: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Cake for dinner.
Bomby : What is wrong with you people?
Pillow: Shut up, chocolate.
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Naily : Don't go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Bomby , sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.
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Pillow: We are gathered here today because someone- *glares at Book's coffin* -couldn't stay alive!
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Nickel : *yawns*
Bomby: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Nickel : Then you must be exhuasted.
Book : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Cake: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Bomby : Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Cake: Bomby , those are omelettes.
Bomby : Oh. Then I've got nothing.
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Pillow: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
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Pillow: All I did was kill Book, is that really such a crime?
Naily :
Naily : Yes?!
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Book: May luck (and this picture of Nickel eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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Bomby : Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I'm your boyfriend?
Nickel : Dude- Its satire!
Bomby : THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
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Nickel: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can't 'legally' be a lawyer if your license is 'cut out of a cereal box'.
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Price tag: See, the problem is, Cake, you're playing 3D chess. I'm playing 4D.
Cake: I'm playing checkers. I don't know what the heck you're playing.
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Nickel: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.
Book: Please never become a surgeon.
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Price tag: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Nickel: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Cake : A realist sees a freight train.
Bomby: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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