Tales Of The Symbiote Saiyan: Captain America And Master Roshi

Master Roshi vs. The Red Skull

The Winter Soldier, the weapon made to kill Captain America, was dead. Felled by an unknown hacker who used the chip in his head as a brain bomb in order to get under the skins of Captain America and the Red Skull. Arnim Zola was doing his best to flush this invader out, but there were no signs of the hacker resisting or being purged at the moment. Whoever did this not only knew of Peggy Carter, but also her significance to both Steve Rodgers and Master Muten Roshi.

The Red Skull only knew of one person who had this sick of a mindset, but that monster was certainly no hacker. So who could have done it?

"Hast du made any progress in finding wer der Winter Soldier's killer ist?" The Red Skull asked looking annoyed. Between his greatest weapon being killed, along with his daughter Sin due to Baron Zemo's betrayal, he had every right to be pissed off.

"No mein Fuhrer. I am still currently purging this hacker out of our systems. He's made no other resistance in combating me since taking Bucky Barnes life." Arnim Zola confirmed.

"Ich wolle that hacker out of our system und ich wolle to find out wer ist responsible!!" The Red Skull shouted with fury.

"First Sin....now Bucky. Today must not be your day Schmitt." Came a familiar voice as Master Roshi stepped out of the shadows near the entrance of the room. The Red Skull smiled, finally an intruder he can deal with.

"Master Muten Roshi....ich find nicht oft du under der shadow of Captain America." The Red Skull greeted.

"Things change in three hundred years. I am not the same boy I was while training under Master Mutaito." Master Roshi said as he looked around the main control room. "I got to say I really love what you did with the place. I may have not been in this control room when we last fought in this facility, but I was here when Commander Red and Charles Tarkin were running the show. You really took the glamour and self-righteousness out when you did your makeover."

"Functionality und productivity ist was key in Hydra, ein lesson der Rot Ribbon Army had learned nothing from due to their veil of vanity." The Red Skull said as he slowly made his way down the stairs towards Roshi. "Whether du are a warrior oder even a god ist nicht earned if du nothing about it. In order to earn such prestige, du musst have the ability to back it up!"

"I agree with you on that, just without the fascist dictatorial aspect. I made sure to teach my students to train and have fun every day. Though, we most certainly disagree on what fun is." Roshi said as he too stepped toward the Red Skull.

"Jaaaa, ich musse admit. We haben vastly different interests." The Red Skull agreed. While the worst Roshi ever did was be a dirty pervert, the Red Skull expressed happiness in another's extensive misery.

"Mein Fuhrer, allow me to handle this intruder." Arnim Zola requested as he looked away from the computer, for once expressing battle hunger.

"Quiet Zola. Finish dealing mit der hacker. Ich will deal mit this turtle swine!" The Red Skull said, finally given the chance to take out his frustrations.

"Swine? What disrespect. Don't you know not to treat the elderly like this." The Turtle Hermit said as he raised his cane accusingly at the Red Skull.

"Du are literally der youngest person im this room." The Red Skull said with a deadpanned expression as a sweat drop slid down the back of his bald skull like forehead.

"It's not my fault that you and Steve have that Super Soldier serum flowing through your veins." Master Roshi said, frustrated that his usual tactic of using his age as an excuse didn't work. "And you Zola, how in Kami's name are you still alive and looking fifty years old?"

"If you are to survive long enough Muten, then perhaps I will tell you." Zola responded with a scowl.

"Always admired your sunny disposition of yours Zola." The brother of Fortuneteller Baba responded with a strong hint of sarcasm.