Futataker (Helltaker: Fem Reader x Futa Harem)

Chapter 8: Lucifer the CEO of Hell

As it turns out, coming up with a plan to break into the Devil's office and steal the royal stamp from under her nose was a bit more difficult than you had first thought it'd be. For starters, even getting to Lucifer was difficult. As Justice described it, the Queen of Darkness preferred working out of the top floor of her tower, of which there were exactly six hundred and sixty six. On each of which were enough guards and clerical staff to mount a second war on Heaven, or capture one measly human and her cohort of traitorous companions.

All this was to say that Pandemonica did not approve of your initial plan of "fucking your way to the top, like a sales rep looking for a promotion." Honestly, you probably could've phrased it a bit better. Maybe if you did, you wouldn't be sitting here being glared at by Pandemonica as she and the rest of your harem brainstormed ideas on how to get into Lucifer's office.

Speaking of which...

Cerberus: Ooh! What if we all threw a stick in different directions, so the guards would go and chase them.

Malina: Cerberus they're skeletons, not hellhounds. Throwing a stick's not gonna work.

Cerberus: Oh...

The hellhound sat back down in her seat looking disappointed before suddenly shooting right back up the idea with a new idea, only to then immediately sit back down again after a moment's reconsideration. With her finished, the metaphorical ball passed over to Modeus for her to present her idea.

Modeus: Okay, so if we pretended to be strippers-

That was as far she got before Pandemonica cut her off and pointed towards Justice.

Pandemonica: Moving on, Justice your next. Any idea on how we can get the stamp out of Lucifer's office?

The former executive level demon rubbed her chin as she considered about the question.

Justice: Hmmm, I don't know. Lucy's pretty strict with her security. Vindictive too. Why the last person to be caught snooping around her office got reassigned to feed the hellhounds.

Y/n: Oh, well that doesn't sound so bad.

Cerberus: Oh no, it worked out great. Charlotte was real yummy.

You blinked and adjusted your glasses at hearing this.

Y/n: Okay, I'm starting to see why we had this meeting.

Pandemonica: I'm glad you're starting to understand. Now does anybody have a suggestion on how we can get access to Lucifer's office, Modeus please put your hand down.

On that last part she turned to glare at Modeus, prompting the lustful demon to pout and lower her hand as the rest of your group snickered. Unfortunately things got rather quiet after that, as none of your harem seemed to have a clue on how to go about solving your current problem. Or at least that was the case until Zdrada shrugged and raised her hand.

Zdrada: You know we could just turn Y/n into the guards.

As soon as she said it, your harem all turned on her. Cerberus growled, and the others save for Justice were all torn between shouting and glaring at their fellow demon. The ex-executive though remained calm, merely stroking her chin as she thought about what Zdrada had said.

Justice: Hmmm, everybody hold up. Zdrada might be onto something.

The fighting died down immediately as the other girls all turned to stare at Justice, with nobody being more surprised by what she said than Zdrada. Not that she let it show for long before grinning and shooting the others a smug look.

Zdrada: Pshh, of course I do. Everybody knows the boss has her head up her own ass. I bet if we threw Y/n at her, Lucifer would have her dragged up to her office just so she could personally rub it in her face.