This is a shout out to evil_slytherin_gal for being the first one to inbox me about this.
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Harry Potter has updated his status: What is a fangirl?
Hermione Granger: Harry, a fangirl is-
Mallory: MEEEE
Harry Potter: Who are you?
Mallory: Well I don't know, but Mallory is my Facebook name. And I'm a fangirl
Harry Potter: Ok... So what's a fangirl?
Hermione Granger: Basically a girl who is a fan. It's the crazy ones you need to watch out for.
Mallory: I have no *cough* idea what *cough* they are *cough*
Hermione Granger: ...
Minerva McGonagall: May I offer you a cough drop dear?
Mallory: O.o
Mallory: I'm a crazy fangirl!!!Yes!Hinny is my OTP.
Harry and Ron: Who's Hinny?
Mallory: My OTP
Ron Weasley: What's an OTP?
Hermione Granger: It means one true pairing. Fangirls have 'ships' which is where they combine two names of people they think should be together.
Mallory: Hinny! Hinny! Hinny!
Harry Potter: Oh, so... Hinny is Harry and Ginny?
Mallory: Yes Yes Yes!
Ginny Weasley: You know it.
Harry Potter: Ok... Yea, I'm with Ginny.
Ron Weasley: You and my sister.. Are...?
Hermione Granger: Yes, Ronald, its been going on for a while.
Ron Weasley: O.o
Mallory: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! I finished the series.... Again. Well, now time to stalk all my favorite characters...
Everyone in the wizarding world: O.o
Mallory: What? All fangirls do it...
Hermione, Ron, and Harry have logged off
Mallory: Why??? Every time...
