Harry Potter is in a relationship with Ginny Weasley
Ron Weasley: WHAT!!!
Hermione Granger: Oh stop it Ronald! It's been going on for a while!
Ginny Weasley: <3 I love you my Harry Bear!!
Harry Potter: I love you too Ginny Winny!
Ron Weasley: *Barfs*
Hermione Granger: That's it Ron! I'm going to find you. And I will kill you!
Draco Malfoy: :'( You-- You love her??
Harry Potter: Yes, I do. Sorry Draco. I just don't like you. At. All.
Draco Malfoy: Fine! I'll leave this place! I'll be transfered to PIGFARTS!!!!
Hermione Granger: I don't even know what that is but, Malfoys leaving!! Let's have a party!!