Harry Potter has updated his status: Can't believe Cho is already going with someone to the Yule Ball. :'(
Cho Chang: I'm so sorry, Harry. Maybe if you had asked me sooner we could've gone together.
Harry Potter: Mm. So who are you going with?
Cho Chang: Um...
Draco Malfoy: She's with me. Couldn't wait to get her Raven-claws into me! Practically begging to Slyther-in to my bed! Parden the puns.
Hermione Granger: Do you want me to punch him for you, Harry?