"arrrrggghhh! Why won't you listen to me!" my body, again, decided it would rather look at it's reflection than cooperate and go eat breakfast before the bus got here.
Again I told it, " Kimaly Ann. Will you please stop and go eat breakfast? It's almost 6:45."
No response. I fumed in my seat as my body wasted precious time. That was it, I had had it with my stupid, unresponsive body. As soon as it was safe and sound, asleep on the bus, I would call the veterans.
As I skillfully maneuvered my body into a seat and pushed the sleep button, I relaxed. Finally, some peace.
I usually read during this time while it slept but I was in a slow part in my body's information so it could wait until tomorrow.
I hoisted myself up onto the ear ledge where I got better service before voicing, "Kimaly Ann Raxon to command center."
A few seconds later there was a reply. "Kimaly Ann Raxon, this is Kevin Isaiah Nelzon from command center. How may I help you this fine morning?"
Thats weird, he sounds young. "Hello, Mr. Nelzon, my body hasn't been functioning properly, I mean, it has, but not the way I want it to."
"I see Ms. Raxon, would you like me to send someone over?"
"yes, Mr. Nelzon, that would be splendid."
"good. Hold on while I make some calls if you will."
"of course." I unconsciously kicked the side of a file cabinet lightly while I waited. I heard a noise outside my body and looked out of it's eyes to find Beatrice sitting next to my body on the bus seat. I pushed the sleep button again and my body snuggled deeper into it's team spirit sweatshirt.
"Ms. Raxon?"
I straightened at his voice before saying, "Yes, Mr. Nelzon?"
"I couldn't find anyone free to take a look at your body but head commander said that I could come if you would be willing to allow that?"
"that would be wonderful, Mr. Nelzon."
"good. I'll be over on your lunch brake."
"I'll see you then." I smiled as the calling system shut down. Thankfully, my body hasn't figured out how to use the calling system or it would never hang up.
The bus came to a clunky stop at the high school and I ran to my seat in front of the eyes. My body woke with a start and yawned before standing and filing off the bus with the rest of the kids.
Inside it moved to find Alexandra, my body's best friend. She was talking to a body who I hated the owner of. My body did too.
Lorenzo flipped his hair and smiled in my direction. I didn't even have to tell my body to grimace and turn away. Alexandra followed after my body as I called her.
"Alexandra? Talking to Lorenzo again?"
"I'm sorry, I think he's kind of cute." her voice was sickly in love.
"you or your body?"
"both, I think."
"oh, Alexandra. Forget it. He's a nut ball."
"I know... But he's still hot." I gave an exasperated sigh before hanging up on her.
YOU ARE READING
How to Contol Your Body
Short StoryHave you ever thought that maybe...just maybe...you weren't the one in control of your own body?