Aries: is the best company you can have.
Taurus: gives the best gifts.
Gemini: can be your partner in crime.
Cancer: is always available to cuddles with you.
Leo: makes you food.
Virgo: takes you to the best restaurants in town.
Libra: loves to talk... about anything.
Scorpio: is always there for you, no matter what.
Sagittarius: could do anything to see you smile.
Capricorn: drives you home when you're drunk.
Aquarius: comes to your house to talk about Freud.
Pisces: remembers your birthday.
