How Will You Die?

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Doing one of these things again cause its sooo much fun!

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Doing one of these things again cause its sooo much fun!

Birth Month

JAN: Stabbed
FEB: Burned to Death
MAR: Bludgeoned
APR: Drowned
MAY: Suffocated
JUN: Dismembered
JUL: Poisoned
AUG: Electricuted
SEP: Shot
OCT: Fed to Dogs
NOV: Starved to Death
DEC: Disembowled

Next Part : By who?
First Letter of Last Name

A: A Mad Midget
B: A Disease Ridden Prostitute
C: A Man in a Chicken Suit
D: A Constipated Super Model
E: Your Mom
F: A Horny Prison Escapee
G: A Deranged Neo Nazi
H: Miley Cyrus
I:  A Smelly Old Person
J: A Sweaty Clown
K: Two Angst Ridden Teenagers
L: A Fun Loving Necrophiliac
M: Chuck Norris
N: Barack Obama
O: A Spun Out Junkie
P: A Confused Lumberjack
Q: A Fat Opera
R: A Jealous Sex
S: A Homeless Man in a Dress
T: 5 Preteen Twilight Fans
U: An Obsessed Mall Santa
V: An Obese Juggalo
W: A Greasy Fast Food Worker
X: A Snobby Hipster
Y: An Angry Mob
Z: A Lonely Truck Driver

I don't know if it's a bad thing to be laughing over some of these but it was funny regardless XD

I got: Dismembered by Chuck Norris 😂

Comment what you guys get!

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