Dad: Hey, don't forget to close the door on your way out.
Me: Now imagine -
Dad: Oh god.
Me: As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor -
Dad: Please. Stop. Now.
Me: And I can't help but to hear -
Dad: It's the third time this week!
Me: No I can't he,o but to hear an exchanging of words -
Dad: Stop it!
Me: "What a beautiful wedding -"
Dad: We're not even at a church -
Me: "What a beautiful wedding," says the bridesmaid to the waiter.
Dad: Oh god.
Me: "Oh, but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
Dad: I just wanted you to close the goddamn door.
Me: I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddam door?"
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