dan🌚: hey phil
phil😋: what
dan🌚: do you have a crush
phil😋: it's complicated
dan🌚: TELL ME ABOUT HER
phil😋: i don't think i can
dan🌚: why??
phil😋: like i say, it's complicated
phil😋: besides it doesn't involve a girl anyway
dan🌚: but i thought you were straight
phil😋: yeah well, when i said i'm straight
phil😋: i lied
dan🌚: wait what
phil😋: i'm gay
dan🌚 is typing...
