[a/n: and another because i'm super excited about 5k reads tysm]
phil😋: back when we started talking, you asked me about my job - you never told me what yours was
dan✨: oh, it's not important, i don't work there anymore
phil😋: how come?
dan✨: i quit
phil😋: that's too bad, why?
dan✨: it wasn't a good job
phil😋: i know the feeling
dan✨: no you don't understand
phil😋: understand what
dan✨: i didn't have a normal job
phil😋: wait i'm confused
dan✨: people used to pay me to fuck them, phil
dan✨: god i feel disgusting even saying that