Red Strings

A Situation

Small thing before I start, I did some research for this chapter. (Not really) Just a little. ON TO THE CHAPTER
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A can of beer in one hand and my phone in the other. This isn't how I thought my night would go but I'm okay with it. (Not at all)

America's POV (the only time the pov will ever be switched I swear)

After Japan left I was bored. Mostly because I didn't feel like doing anything. Life why are you so boring! Suddenly I got a phone call from Japan. Weird. I answered anyway.

"Americayouareanasshole." I could barely make out what he said his voice was so slurred. Which means he's drunk. Oh god, not again. Not after last time . Just the thought of that sends shiver down my spine. Okay I gotta play it cool.

"Japan, dude, you okay?" I chose my words carefully.

"No, I'm not."

"Why?"

"Becausefuckyouthatswhy."

"Um..okay?"

"Is that a question?"

"Um.......no?"

"Good."

"So...why did you call?"

"Oh, right, I was going to tell you," He paused for a moment. A very long moment. "Oh, right I forgot I was saying anything.."

"What were you going to tell me?"

"Give me a second." I then heard so shuffling. Then he spoke up. "I hate your movies. They suck and if I see another one I swear I will slap you in the face." Well then. He must be pretty drunk. After a moment of weird silence he hung up. I feel bad for who he's gonna call next.

Japan POV

I don't even know why but immediately  I called 'gay potato'. I can't even remember why I put that for him but it makes sense.

"Hello?"

"Kon'nichiwa, gay potato." I could hear him sigh such an annoyed sigh. I giggled at it, making him sigh again. "So I heard you finally came to terms with your feelings for Italy." I earned another sigh.

"Japan, what do you want?"

"I just want to talk." Another sigh and he hung up. I just sat there and giggled uncontrollably. Suddenly, I got a call. Almost immediately I answered. I was still giggling.

"Japan?" A pause while I kept giggling. "You okay dude?"

FIVE MINUTES OF PURE GIGGLING LATER

I finally stopped. "I'm good." I answered simply.

"Dude, what the fuck?"

"I don't know."

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I'm sorry but I couldn't get over imagining drunk Japan X3 I just found it too funny! Oh and some news! Tomorrow I'm going to be publishing the first chapter to a new fic I'm starting. It's hetalia and it's a Mafia AU. I urge you to read it because I'm putting my best writing skills into it and I'm really proud of the first chapter ^_^

oh and what I researched was the most popular alcoholic drink in Japan turns out it beer. I don't know why I'm surprised. So yeah there's some useless knowledge. Until the next chapter!