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Luke; hey princess

Ashton; I will block you

Luke; admit ur princess

Ashton; I will block you

Luke; I can treat you like a princess

Ashton; I will block you

Luke; but princess

Message cannot be delivered.

Luke; :-( fine damn

Message cannot be delivered.

To Calum-
Luke; tell Ashton to unblock me

Calum; what do you do to make him block you

Luke; I just call him princess :///

Calum; oh, I'm disappointed

Calum; I thought you'd be the princess

Luke; WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT

Luke; ASHTON IS A FRAGILE LIL MUFFIN

Luke; I AM A BIG BAD WOLF

Luke; I AM THE DOMINATE ONE MAHATMA

Calum; mahatma?

Luke; FUCK OFF AND TELL MY BOYFRIEND TO UNBLOCK MEEEE

Luke; PLS FORTUNE COOKIE

Luke; PLS PU PU PLATTER

Luke; PLS KUNG PAO CHICKEN

Message cannot be delivered.

Luke; what the fuck you stupid fried wonton

Message cannot be delivered.

Calum; fuck you you fucking bubblegum blonde shit bitch boy

Luke; okay but can u tell Ashton to unblock me?

Message cannot be delivered.

Luke; r u foreal.

Message cannot be delivered.

Luke; uGh I JUST WANT MY BOYFRIEND TO UNBLOCK ME

Message cannot he delivered.

From Ashton-
Ashton; stop calling me princess

Luke; Ashy! :-D

Luke; so wanna come over and watch Netflix with our hands down each other's pants?

Ashton; did you

Ashton; did you just Netflix and chill me?

Luke; erm

Luke; no?

Ashton; wow I'm so blessed to have you as my boyfriend

Luke; aw ur so cute

Luke; and I don't mean cute like I wanna pinch your cheeks I mean cute like I wanna push you up against a wall and maybe fuck you against it or something

Ashton; fuck

Ashton; Luke

Luke; yeah?

Ashton; what are you attempting to do

Luke; depends, what am I doing to you?

Ashton; you're making my jeans tighter than they already are

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