Demiwizard Protection Program (Percy Jackson/Harry Potter Crossover)

SASSY DUCKS AND GIRLY GIGGLES

Holy fudgenuggets. A chapter.

Zachary the Man POV (I NEED YALL TO THINK OF A LEOMAZING NICKNAME. k?) (if any of y'all are there anymore...)

"Chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOOOO!" That Leo kid practically screamed.

"Alright. Will you just SHUT UP?!" The other guy, Nicole? Nikki? I can't remember his name. Maybe Nick? That one makes more sense then nicole. Huh.. What was it? NiK. Nic? OH WAIT, ITS-

"#NICOSAYSNO!" (Okay idk where this came from. What fanfic or what comment. I heard it and I like it and I'm using it.) Leo shouts. Again. GUESS HIS NAME IS NICO THE.

"Leo, you'll burst everyone's eardrums." Annabeth rolls her eyes. Am I staring at everyone kinda creepily? Yup. But do I seem more normal then them? Yep.

"Peeeeeeeeerrrrrcy. Can I have more caaaaaaaandy?" Leo begged the the boy who currently had a smudge of what I hope is chocolate on his face.

"No." He replied without hesitation.

"Percy, did you give him chocolate?" Hermione glares at the boy.

"Not chocolate. Candy. *eyeroll*" one word. Very sassy.

Wait that's two words.

"What's two words?" Ronaldo, who also has his face stuffed, asked.

I must have said that out loud.

"Yup." Hermione, mentioned, without looking up from her book.

That to.

"Yes. Even Percy doesn't do it that much." Leo was jumping up and down in the seat.

"I wonder if pineapple soda would taste better if it was blue..." Percy, looking out the window said.

"Maybe I should take that back..." Leo mumbled.

"I was, uh, talking about how, uh, the ducks. Yeah the ducks iiiiin San Fransisco. They are some very sassy ducks." Everyone just keeps looking at me. What felt like hours, but was only minutes, the Leo kid cracked up.

"He's worse at lying than.... Than... The sassy ducks in San Fran!" Leo laughed out. I didn't know that was possible. Laughing out words? Huh.

"Yeah. Well sorry, it's just. Um I. Um..." I just kinda trailed off and I felt a pat on my back. I turned around and Nico was there.

But wasn't he just in another seat?

How? What?

Percy must have seen my dumbstruck face because he then said;

"Yeah, Nico's favorite hobby is appearing out of thin and dark air..." He laughs as Nico glares at him.

"Dark air?" I ask. He seems to realize a mistake as he makes a face similar to what it would look like if you drank the bottles of lemon juice. Don't ask why I know what that face looks like. Well...

...

It was a dare, ok?

"It's an inside joke. I'll explain later." He then shrugged casually as if he never made a lemon face.

"PERCY! PERCY GUESS WHAT!" Leo -once again- yelled. Percy groaned.

"What?" Leo then grinned like a maniac, before bursting into song.

"YOU CAN SET YOURSELF ON FIRE! BUT YOUR NEVER GONNA BURN BURN BURN. YOU CAN SET YOURSELF ON FIRE! BUT YOUR NEVER GONNA LEARN LEARN LEARN OOOOH!" He belted. I'm pretty sure the people in America can hear him, he's so loud. (IF YOU KNOW THIS SONG, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I HAD BEFORE)