Niall
BRO WHEN I FOUND YOU DWEEBS LIAM FUCKING PAYNE WAS ON TOP OF YOU
OMFG ZIAM MAYNE IS SO REAL
I JUST NEED TO GET LARRY SITUATED
Zayn
Niall chill the fuck out. Me and Liam are not, together that's just crazy. He was drunk that's all..
Niall
LIES
Zayn
I'm not kidding Niall. He doesn't even like me. Even if he is gay, he will never like me. I'm just, Zayn Malik. Nothing special about me
Niall
ARE YOU SERIOUS
DO YOU LIKE LIAM
HOHHHHHHHH FEELS
Zayn
Shut up. he will never like me so, why bother
Niall
Dude have you seen the texts Payne has sent me? He's basically a sexy Romeo to your slutty Juliet. Except, Slutty Juliet is a guy.. Wait.. Uhm. I don't know how to put it. Whatever I just don't like this Juliet bitch
Zayn
Are you fucking me
Niall
Um, no you're fucking Liam. I would never do that to my Payno
Zayn
Yeah yeah.
Niall Horan has added Liam Payne to the group
Niall
You can thank me later, smart ass
Liam
Niall my butt hurts
Niall
Shhhhhhh baby not in front of Zaynie
Liam
LOL
Zayn
Uhmmmm. I hope you guys are joking.
Niall
Zee take an American chill pill. I like Josh. YOU FUCKING KNOW THIS YOU TWINK
Liam
W8 u like Josh? He's my flat mate, u guys shuld cum over somtime
Niall
Oh Liam I plan to *licks lips*
Liam
He likes you
Zayn and Niall
WHO WHAT WHEN
Liam
Josh has a thing for Nialler. YOU SHOULD SEE THE TEXTS HES SENT ME HES LIKE A GAY VERSION OF ROMEO AND PARIS yes I ship Parmeo
Niall
Okay one.
Parmeo is not a thing
Two.
JOSH LIKES ME
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME EARLIER YOU POSH C*NT
Liam
Uhmmmm I know you're Irish Niall but no need for FUCKING LANGUAGE
Niall
TELL ME DOES JOSH LIKE ME
AND BEING IRISH GIVES ME AN EXCUSE TO SWEAR
Liam
He's liked you since Junior year. Nialler he was hinting at you. But you had a crush on Harry at the time, before you started being the biggest Larry shipper of all time
Niall
Ohhhhhhhh. Those were dark Narry times... Dayummmmmmmmmm I need to cum over lik rn
I NEED TO EXPRESS MY FEELS
Zayn Malik has left the chat
Liam
Aw Zaynie. Why'd he have to go... :(
I really lik him. He's so perfect and ughhhhhh dat Malik asssssssssas
Niall
Well if you like him tell him. This sexual tension is getting rallllllllyyyyy annoyng. Lik srsly its quite sad
HOLD THE DICKS
NICKI MINAJ JUST CAME ON
STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLYYYYYYYY
Liam
I can't tell him! He doesn't like me back
Niall
You'd be surprised by how much I know
Liam
Alright hold that thought I'm gonna text Josh
Niall
BRO GIVE ME HIS NUMBER LIKE TF YOU DOIN PAYNE GIMME GIMME
Liam
Alright alright you Irish leprechaun
Niall
DAMN STRAIGHT
BUT NOT STRAIGHT ENOUGH HAAAAAAAAAAA
im p funny boi
