Oh, dear*

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Nico: *Choking*
Percy: Let me call 911.
911: Hello. what's your emergency?
Percy: There's a guy who's choking here.
911: Can you help him in any way?
Percy: Yeah, but I can't.
911: Why?
Percy: because...
Percy: I'm not his type.
Nico: *Still choking* WHAT

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