The Crazy Writer: HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!(^з^)-☆
Sebastian: Hello psycho fan-girls. ^_^
The Crazy Writer: OoO WHAAAAAA?!?!?!? I'M NOT A PSYCHO FAN GIRL SEBBY!!!! (Brings Sebby plushie to face)
Sebastian: ... (ｰ ｰ;) Shouldn't you be saying something to the fans?
The Crazy Writer: ... Oh yeah... SO I WOULD LIKE TO PRONOUNCE THE WINNER OF NAME CONTEST!!!! So the moment you all have been waiting for... the winner is... the person with the knowledge...the best of the best...-
Sebastian: (eyes glowing) I believe we should pronounce the winner NOW!
The Crazy Writer: Sheesh I'm getting to that part...pedo-raping-fan-girl-demon... The winner is...STREAK12!!!
(Crickets)
The Crazy Writer: AHEM... I said STREAK12!!!!
(More crickets)
The Crazy Writer: (looks at cricket and shoos at it) GET OUTTA HERE!!!! I DON'T NEED A CONSCIOUS!!! I ALREADY HAVE A CRAZED PEDOPHILE THAT KNOWS ALL!!!! (*｀へ'*)
Cricket: (T ^ T) You don't need to be so harsh you big dope...the cookies will one day attack you, just to tell ya chubby! (Hops away)
The Crazy Writer: (Gasps) Get back here you pest!!! (Sighs) Guess she's not coming... (Stomach rumbles) My tum-tum needs le foodz...SEBASTIAN!!!
(Sebastian turns from a girl duck-taped to a chair)
The Crazy Writer: .... (・_・)Don't...wanna...ask... ANYWAYS!!!!! Can you go to the supermarket to get some sushi for mez PLEASEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! =・w・=
Sebastian: Why do y-
(Evil aura in the background) The Crazy Writer:( *｀ω') Sebastian...that's an order (evil eye glint)
Sebastian: (shudders) ((((；ﾟДﾟ))))))) Yes...Mistress Kitty.
----------Later at the food store----------
Sebastian: (sighs) That sushaholic, why did I ever sign a contract with her...
(Glances down an isle to see a body on the floor)
Sebastian: Hmm... (Pokes)
Mysterious Body: Owwwwwww.... (^ ^)Sebastian....
(Sebastian takes out her wallet and checks I.D card)
Sebastian: Hmm... Rosie...Σ（・□・；）Rosie!!!(Takes Rosie's phone and dials The Crazy Writers number)
The Crazy Writer: Hello?
Sebastian: I found your winner.
The Crazy Writer: Be there in a sec!!!
(Sebastian hangs up and The Crazy Writer pops out of nowhere with a piece of shrimp tail sticking out of her mouth)
Sebastian: (jumps) (O_O) Where did you-
The Crazy Writer: Oh! （≧w≦) I was here the whole time! I didn't want you to rape anymore little girls so I followed you! Guess you're trying to make a move on Rosie, huh?! (Does perverted eyebrow squiggle) >:3 Hon-hon-hon.
Sebastian: NO!!! (Looks at her face which is turning blue) She might be dying, see!
The Crazy Writer: (pokes Rosie's face (chibi style) and hears her moan) （・◇・）/~~~I see...
Sebastian: What? What is it?
The Crazy Writer: (serious face) I think she might be going through a very serious condition called... chocolate withdrawal.
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The New Maid(Under Construction)
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