Assassination Classroom One Shots (Various x Reader)

|26.| Drunk!Itona Horibe X Reader

Requested by: Yuki-Kitsune

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Itona was buying candies again. He spotted a new chocolate brand.

Ignoring the cover, and what was written, he bought it and ate it while going to school.

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You spotted Itona walking with his head low. He looked somewhat gloomy. Wondering what happened, you approached him.

"Hey Itonaaa!!" You walked over to him giving your brightest smile.

"Don't come near me you small-breasted woman." He said coldly and you noticed that he's face seemed flushed.

Still smiling, you grabbed his shoulder, "My dear Itona-kun~ You are not yourself today, what did you eat?"

He yelped softly, "Food, duh." He said in a sarcastic tone.

You tightened your grip, "Hm?"

"I ate new chocolates." He said, "There, you happy now?"

"Hahaha. Yes, of course, chocolates." You laughed, "May I see the wrapper?"

"Tch." He said and handed you one.

'THIS CHOCOLATE HAS ALCOHOL IN IT THAT MAY MAKE YOU DRUNK. CONSUME IT IN A LITTLE AMOUNT AND DO NOT FINISH A WHOLE PACK INSTANTLY.'

"Idiot Itona dear," You said, "READ THE WHOLE FUCKING WRAPPER NEXT TIME. You're drunk now!!! Who the hell will endure you being a pain in the ass twice than you usually are and take care of you?!! ME GODDAMMIT!!"

You saw Itona mimicing what you were saying and his eyes rolled as he did it.

"You know what? I give up!!" You said and raised your arms up.

You felt a slight tug on your uniform. You saw Itona making some pretty eyes and starting to cry.

"I-I'm sorry...." He said.

"Aww." You said and faced him, "It's alright." You smiled, "IS WHAT I WANT TO SAY. SORRY MY ASS!!!"

"And I thought you'd fall for it." He said and clicked his tongue.

"You expect me to fall for a trick like that when you are acting cold and not your usual self?" You asked, "Hahaha. Don't make me laugh. I know you more than Terasaka. Let's go. If we're late, Koro-sensei might add our homework."

****

Everytime you'd glance at Itona, he's usually, reading magazines with big oppai, eating sweets, or actually trying to listen to Koro-sensei.

But right now, he was doodling pictures of you, with it labeled as you. He would pass you the drawings and sometimes label them as names such as, "Small-chested girl", "Loser", "Kayano-like breast girl" making you take out your anger on Koro-sensei.

This free time, you caught him eating candies.

You sighed and approached him, "Itona, what did I tell you about-"

You saw him hide a wrapper behind him, "That's not the alcoholic chocolate is it?"

He shook his head adorably, and you sighed again and brought out your hanky.

"Seriously, just because your drunk you shouldn't act like your a child." You said and wiped his mouth.

"I didn't ask you too *hicc* wipe my mouth." He said while blushing.

"See, you now have hiccups." You said and ignored him.

"Look at them!!"

"Itona, how about you be the one wiping her mouth??"

"Being drunk makes everything look cuter!!"

You hear your classmates say.

****

"Itona, stop it with the mood swings." You told him.

"What are you talking *hicc* about (L/N)-san??" He giggled.

"You know, I should take a video of you right now." You said.

"Noooo!!" Itona said while covering himself and with tears forming.

"Haha. See!! Mood swings!! And I was kidding, geez." You said.

Now Itona was bugging you. Poking your cheek as you were trying to concentrate on the lesson.

"What now-"

"Itona-kun and (L/N)-san!!" Koro-sensei yelled, "What is going on over there??"

You were about to answer when Itona spoke up, "I'm not feeling well so I *hicc* asked if (L/N)-san would bring me to the *hicc* infirmary."

Koro-sensei's face turned pink, "Well, yes, both of you may go."

***

"Oookkayyy." You said as you sat on the beds, "What do you need now?"

"Nothing~ *hicc* Just ditching class." Itona said.

You stood up, "Well, excuse me, I would like to learn today." You said.

You felt a tug on your uniform again. You sighed, "Look, your eye's wo-"

"Don't you dare leave." Itona said with a weird aura surrounding him.

"I'm sorry for my actions." You yelped and sat down.

He wasn't saying anything except hiccuping and you just sat there. It was so awkward.

'Should I use this chance to tease him??' You thought.

You thought of a perfect idea. You smirked and started acting.

"*sniff*"

"W-What's wrong (L/N)-san?" Itona asked.

"You know it really hurt me when you kept on calling me small-breasted!!" You cried.

"I was okay with small-chested, but you compared me to Kayano!? *sniff*" You continued. "You even called me a loser!! A-And I thought you liked me. *sniff*"

Surprisingly, Itona hugged you, "*hicc* D-Don't cry!! *hicc* I do, I really like you. *hicc* S-So stop crying now. *hicc* I didn't mean what I said, I just wanted some of your attention."

'Woah, woah, woah. He confessed!! Not what I had in mind, but, meh.'

You hugged him back, "Idiot, I was teasing."

"W-What??"

"But it's okay," You smiled, "I like you too."

**End

Wooo!! Here, my dear Readers, is Itona drunk. I've been writing lots of !Drunks recently. I hope I was able to make him different from his usual self.

Thank you again for the reads!! We've got 2.83k reads now!! Yay!!

After the next oneshot, I will be opening requests again. :) But I might not be able to update tomorrow because we will be in a place where there is no wifi.

Anyway, hope you liked this one shot!!

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