How Fifth Harmony Thinks

Chapter 1

*** = Interview has been cut down.

Interviewer: What's your first thing on your mind when you girls see a hot guy?

Normani: I wanna date him!

Ally: I would probably appreciate his hotness. God bless.

Dinah: Oh shawty I wanna see your booty! Beause if he's hot he better have a good ass ya know?

Camila: Im with Cheechee! like I would like to see if he has that Ryan Gosling booty!

Lauren: Is he smart? That's probably the first thing  that will cross my mind; because not trying to offend hot guys, but most of them are dumb. And that's a really turn off for me.

Dinah: Is that an indirect to Brad, Lauren?

Normani: No upper lip boy!

Ally: Guys stop being so mean to him...

Camila: How was it when you used to kiss him, Lolo? Was it weird?

Dinah: Sloppy kisses!!!

Normani: Brad is not even hot...

Dinah: I know right! Camila is hotter, Lauren like?

Camila: wait what?

Dinah: nothing!!

Lauren: #nocomment

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Interviewer: Keeping up with the topic about boys, is it alright for him to kiss you on your first date ?

Normani: Yeah I think so. Theres nothing bad about a peck on your lips..

Ally: Yeah, but an innocent kiss. Not those heated ones where you end up in bed...

Dinah: Yes!! But only if he paid dinner! and he also need to have an upper lip if he wanna kiss me.

Camila: No. Unless he gives me an upside down kiss like spiderman did!

Lauren: If he earned it. I mean, if he had been a nice guy and respectful to me, then yeah...I think is alright.

Dinah: then kiss Camila, Lauren! I think she earned it!

Camila: wait what?!!

Lauren: What?!!

Dinah: Camren please stop screaming at me!

Lauren: Please cut this interview...

Immediately that the interview was cut down. Lauren swung a bat right on Dinah's head. She is doing fine though.