squad playing universe sandbox 2

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this is plotted not written I'm sorry for the lack of actual content lately

Paul: TEN THOUSAND JUPITERS

Strawberry: Paul no

Paul: ONE MILLION SUNS

Strawberry: PAUL NO

Paul: ABSOLUTELY NO GRAVITY

Strawberry: PAUL YOURE GONNA GLITCH OUT MY LAPTOP

Paul: PLUTO IS NOW THE SIZE OF FIFTY THOUSAND JUPITERS

Strawberry: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Paul: time to DESTROY Saturn's rings

Strawberry: but they r so pretty

Paul: stop I just wanna murder some things

Strawberry: well you already murdered my laptop sweetie :-)

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Alex: *destroys everything*

Alex: *whispers* good

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Glasie: so what do u want to do?

Nick: idk I don't wanna hurt anyone

Glasie: same

they stare at the pretty graphics for like 10 minutes

Glasie: HAHA IM GONNA EJECT PLUTO FROM THE SOLAR SYSTEM

Nick: stop Pluto reminds me of me

Glasie: y

Nick: smol and often excluded

Glasie: *restarts game* SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO

Nick: *quietly* t-ten thousand jupiters

Glasie: we could just make a buncha solar systems!! that wouldn't hurt anyone!!

Nick: yah!!!!

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Cassi: HAHAHAHA TEN MILLION BLACK HOLES

Frasier: CASSIOPEIA PLEASE NO YOURE GONNA KILL US ALL

Cassi: IM GONNA BLOW UP THE SUN

Frasier: WITHOUT THE SUN WE WILL ALL DIE

Cassi: *points at Cassiopeia the constellation* it me

Frasier: *points at magic 8 ball in objects menu* it me

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Rowan: look actual science

Bob: more actual science but with EXPLOSIONS

Rowan: no

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Strawberry: AHAHAHAHAHA TEN THOUSAND JUPITERS

Glasie: pretty patterns

Strawberry: T E N THOU S A N D

Glasie: pretty

Strawberry: I think I killed my laptop

Glasie: p r e t t y

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Nick: Alex stop!!

Alex: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH *blowing everything up*

Nick: *crying* s-stop please

Alex: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Nick: p-please don't do

Alex: mmmMMMohmygod *blows up pluto*

Nick: y did u kill me

Alex: bc I'm a heartless cold blooded killer alright? alright. *continues to kill everything*

Nick: no please don't do

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Aehlocai: *looks at laptop*

Laptop: *explodes*

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Glasie: mmmm this is nice

Glasie: *makes ten million plutos*

Glasie: here u go Nick

Nick: THEYRE ALL KILLING EACH OTHER

Glasie: MMMMMOHMYGOD

Nick: r u saying something here

Glasie: NO NO HOLD ON

Glasie: *resets game* hey what's up hello????????????

Nick: one Pluto is fine thank u

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